Sat on my bong, glass in my finger?

Discussion in 'General' started by Toillet, Oct 31, 2014.

  1. #1 Toillet, Oct 31, 2014
    Got home from a night out, while sitting on the edge of my car I shattered my dear bong, with us since 4/20. 
    So fucked as I was talking with someone about buying them a bong in the next week, looks like I'll be getting one too..

    Yeah think there is glass in my thumb. Tomorrow will be great.
    Who knew glass could cut through three layers, my ass didn't that's for sure.
     
    :'( RIP  :wacko:

     
  2. #2 QualiD, Oct 31, 2014
    I guess you.. ass-saulted your glass :laughing:  hope your next one has better luck
     
  3. #3 WaxPayne, Oct 31, 2014
    At least there's no glass in your rectum :confused_2: 
     
  4. #4 Mantikore, Oct 31, 2014
    Sits on glass, gets glass in thumb.. where exactly was your thumb at?
     
  5. #5 ?n0way, Nov 1, 2014
    Bahaha
     
  6. #6 Toillet, Nov 1, 2014
    You already know the answer to that ;)

    No of course I had to feel around in the dark to see if I'd just had an auditory hallucination and everything was ok.
    Shit I'm excited to buy a new bong, great ones on sale.
     
    Yeah we've all seen that jar smashing in a dudes ass video.. great sight
    So many rhymes, cut my butt, glassed my ass, sheeit
     
  7. #7 Mister Meaner, Nov 1, 2014
    No. No "we" have not. Nor will we. WTF
     
  8. #8 OscarZetaAcosta, Nov 1, 2014
    Beats taking an arrow to the knee. :cool:
     
  9. #9 Royal Vengeance, Nov 1, 2014
    Lol a lot of people have.

    That video did rounds same time as two girls one cup

    I don't recommend it.


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  10. #10 Toillet, Nov 2, 2014
    Yeah see I'M the normal one...  :ey:
     
  11. #11 ExcretingCretin, Nov 2, 2014
    Oh but we will, dont deny yourself, give into all those deep disturbing feelings.

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