You don't know how to jack off lying down on your stomach, without a boner? Psh, guess I'll have to make a thread in Pandora's box now. Edit: I made it just for you: http://forum.grasscity.com/pandora-...f-laying-down-your-stomach-without-boner.html
he also will never be able to piss without some one else unzipping his pants and holding his fireman for him... or wipe his ass