Room mate walked in

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by StateofReverie, Nov 5, 2012.

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  1. #1 StateofReverie, Nov 5, 2012
    And I was masturbating....I managed to put on my underwear as he was coming in. Then he realized what I was doing. I just said it was bound to happen to one of us someday and he was like yea.


    Then came the problem. He couldnt take the key out of the fucking door. He spent about a minute trying to take the key out. Door open the whole time...

    Sure enough one of his friends came by. He saw me in my underwear at my computer. I said I was about to take a shower (truth really coz i was gonna do it after i jerked off). Dont think he knew everything but sensed something was off. Lol on top of that I picked up another oz to stock me up!
     
  2. #2 Stigma, Nov 5, 2012
    Walked in on my room mate jerking it once...

    We never spoke of it. :D

    I work with the guy to this day..
     
  3. #3 Tastytrichomes, Nov 5, 2012
    were you jerking off in his bed or what?
     
  4. #4 Led Zepp, Nov 5, 2012
    Should've looked him dead in the eye and said "You gonna stand there staring, or are you going to join in?" and slowly lick your lips..

    Nah haha that's totally gay but seriously

    You got caught choking the chicken :laughing:

    Jerkin' the Gherkin :laughing:

    Beatin' the meat :smoke:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNDwXkziJoo]J-Roc gets caught masturbating - YouTube[/ame]

    this you op?
     
  5. #5 camtheman, Nov 5, 2012
    Eh, it happens to the best of us man. Don't sweat it too much since he didn't see your pecker.
     
  6. #6 The Incredible, Nov 5, 2012

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urZukvTwvfQ]J Roc - It Could Happen To You. - Trailer Park Boys - YouTube[/ame]

    oh shit heres a song for you OP... love that shit
     
  7. #7 StalinApproves, Nov 5, 2012
    :confused_2:


    Happens to most guys.
     
  8. #8 StateofReverie, Nov 5, 2012
    LOL the videos sum it up perfectky. No explanation needed
     
  9. #9 Tree Of Life, Nov 5, 2012
    You should of told him to take his pants off. Just kidding. :cool:
     
  10. #10 Titch, Nov 5, 2012
    You've got to catch him doing it now to even things out
     
  11. #11 rallydrift, Nov 5, 2012
    at least you didnt kill grandma with your money shot
     
  12. #12 ineedasmoke, Nov 5, 2012
    Walked in my roomate who I hated ,

    caught him jerking it multiple times. He would shut his laptop so fast pull his pants up and hop into his bed.

    I would just laugh. Lol
     
  13. #13 KangarooBunny, Nov 5, 2012
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  14. #14 ineedasmoke, Nov 5, 2012
    [quote name='"rallydrift"']at least you didnt kill grandma with your money shot[/quote]

    Id like to hear more about this one..
     
  15. #15 ThenPlayOn, Nov 5, 2012
    PUN
    /characters
     
  16. #16 InhaleExhale716, Nov 5, 2012
    Funny story!! And yes the j-roc videos are too damn funny!!
     
  17. #17 HigherEducation, Nov 6, 2012
    Haha fuck! That is a good story! Don't feel bad, they probably pull their goalie just as much as you do!
     
  18. #18 Maui Wowiiee, Nov 6, 2012
    I was wearing those noise canceling head phones watching porn beating it once, and right before I'm sure I had closed my door. When I finished that shit was cracked...
     
  19. #19 tihanachu, Nov 6, 2012
    i walked into my old apartment one time and my roommate was jerkin it at the computer in the living room. i was like dafuuuq. asked him if he wanted anything from the store and left very quickly.

    it's about 5X more awkward when you walk in on the opposite sex lol
     
  20. #20 StateofReverie, Nov 6, 2012
    o_O do females masturbate as much as males??? Im 18 and Ive never had sex or anything before. Don't know much about the other gender
     
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