Roar

Discussion in 'General' started by XxJWxX, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. can be fun, but I like when im drivin and I got a ciggarette about to be finished so I flick it at someones chest when I stop and watch the beautiful firework display embed on there clothes.........................................................................................................................................../..........////......//////.................///////..........///////.......////////.....////////...............................................................................................................................................................................................................6777.........................322....................y44......rklLL;L;Lll<<:>?> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,.,..,.,,,,/,/,/,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,;,;K;,.L.K;K;K.,.K,.K.,.,.,.,.,/K/M/M.M.M.M.,/,/,/,/M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.YH.H.H.H.H.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M...............................





    soup of the day................mr jenkins bisc soup w/ lobster tail

    MMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........SHMIRNOFFS



    WHAT THE FUCK

    IM SITTIN UP HERE AND BITCH YOUR DOIN NOTHIN



    AT LEATS I TRY THOUGH



    GOD I LOVE ALKYHOL + WEED + HYDROCODONE + MUSIC


    SMOOTHEE GIRL...............................MAYBE MAN...............................................................................................................



    MAYBE IN A LITTLW WHILE?????


    GIRL......YOU FUCKED MY BOY???/.......I DONT GIVE A FUCK........*GLASS BREAKS*


    HAHAHAHAHAHA.............





    IF I WAS A MOUSE I'D BE LIKE...............SQUEAK
    IF I WAS RICK DEES I'D BE LIKE HEY HEY HEY!!!!
    IF I WAS A BLUNT I'D BE LIKE....P.FFFFFFFFFFFFT...P..FFFFT
    IF I WAS KURT COLBAIN I'D BE LIKE......*BANG*
    IF I WAS A NAZI I'D BE LIKE.....HEIL HITLA!
    IF I WAS EMINEM I'D BE LIKE......FUCK
    IF I WAS A PLANE ON SEPT 11 I'D BE LIKE....*CRASH*
    IF I WAS A COP I'D BE LIKE.....UHHHHHHH
    IF I WAS A CRACKHEAD I'D BE LIKE...HAR HAR!
    if i was A CLOWN I'D BE LIKE.....BOINK
    IF I WAS A CAR I'D BE LIKE....ZOOM
    IF I WAS A SKYDIVER ID BE LIKE.....*THUMP*

    OK WELL ALL THIS BRINGS ME TO THE END OF THE NEVER ENDER

    IN OTHER WORDS


    WE NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF THIS BEAUTIFUL RANT. VERY FUN TYPING IT OUT INDEED....SO MUCH UTTER THOUGHT AND APPRECIATION INTO ALL THIS BULLSHIT....ALL THESE BITCHES THINKIN THERE THE FUCKIN WHIP...JUST BECAUSE THEY GOT A NAME....AND DONT CALL ME SEXIST...BECAUSE IM NOT SEXIST...IM SEXIEST...CALL ME SEXIST...SEXY....SEXIST... SEXY SEXIST...BABY CAN I FUCK YOU BABY CAN I FUCK YOU BABY CAN I FUCK YOU BABY CAN I FUCK YOU BABY CAN I FUCK YOU TONIGHT

    DAMN SEE SOME HARDCORE TRIPPIN GOIN ON RIGHT NOW



















    FUNNY HOW MUcH thEsE drugs have an impact on the mind ya know its like its like its like happy ass retard

    DAR DAR DAR DAR


    LIKE AT THE BEACH

    I SEE YOU AT THE BEACH BITCH

    WEAR YOUR THONG BIKKINI

    YOUR ONE OF THEM BITCH BEACHES

    YOUR ONE OF THEM BEACHES AT THE BITCH

    YOUR ONE OF THEM. UHH..YOUR A BITCH AT THE BEACH

    AND IM SICK OF THAT SHIT

    BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS

    IM GONNA GO TO THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH WITH MY SPEEDO ON

    AND IM GONNA WALK IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE SUP??

    HAHAHA

    IM SWEATING AGAIN

    FUCKIN LIGHTERS MAN!

    SICK OF DEALIN WITH THESE FUCKIN IDIOTS AT SUBWAY, EVERYDAY, IN THE BAY, SMOKIN A J, HIGH QUALITY HAY, SMOOTHE TOKIN WITH YAY AND SPECIAL K
     
  2. That happened to me once.
     
  3. I GET HIGH TOO MUCH MAN, LOL
     
  4. i never thought there was such a thing as"toomuch"!
     
  5. tasty rant :)
     
  6. if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me
    if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)
    if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah
    if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh
    if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck
    if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup
    if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit
    if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit"
    if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises)
    if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck
    if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air)
    if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce
    if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103
    if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok
    if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like
    fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker
    if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up
    if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp
    if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like
    ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?
    if i was a chair i'd be like sit here
    and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair
    if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly
    if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me
    if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record)
    if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record)
    if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static)
    if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll
    if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise)
    if i was your dead uncle i'd be like
    if i was a rain drop i'd just be like (rain drop)
    and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop
     
  7. I like your little baby can I fuck you song ;)

    I'm gonna have to use that
     
  8. you gotta give the props out now to da clowns

    insane clown posse, whoop whoop, there the motherfuckin shit. me and my bro where reading that and were like "isn't that icp?" and i'm like, "fuck right".
     
  9. now its over

    im dead and i havent
    done anything that i want


    or



    im still alive and theres nothing i want to do !




    i returned a bag of groserys
    accidentaly taken from the shelf
    before the experation date


    i came back as a bag of groserys
    accidentaly taken off the shelf
    before the date stamped
    on my stam

    i will never say the word
    procrastinate
    again


    ill never see myself
    in the mirror







    with my eyes closed




    i dident appologize

    for when i was eaight

    and i made my younger brother

    have to be my personal slave




    so i wont

    sit at home

    anymore


    and

    you wont see my head

    in the window

    ever


    anymore



    cus ill be up there on the wall




    at the store!
     
  10. When the moon hits the fan

    and everythings out of three

    you got no choice

    but to stand on a hill

    and smoke the halo

    while looking off into the horizon

    dreaming of purple fluffy polar bears and flying gummy bears

    In the deepest hour of the year

    September October November

    December November

    November Janyuary

    fuck fuck

    I think its time for this rant to end

    Just like The man with the saw

    Sippin on some Jack Daniels

    Smellin like old cigars

    Diggin around in the trashcan

    Lookin for his pistol

    So he can settle his dispute

    With the broken television

    That wont stop makin that sound

    That reminds him of his childhood

    When his room would twirl around

    Crack spoons layin everywhere, even in her womb

    what you ask?? I dunno either?? I guess its time for this rant

    To get even creepier

    I gotta say fuck shinoshaka

    And Adolf Hitler can fuck himself too

    Because when the time comes, i'll be puffin on some cat shit

    Rolled tightly in tobacco

    Mistaken thinkin this cat shit is hash, but its really not, and his nose is broken, so he cant smell, so he puts the cat shit in the bong, and smokes, and dies, the end
     
  11. only the weasel goes pop, in the heat of the night with chocolate, after three extrordinary events with various movements and parameters.. what automobile do you choose? dO RaDiO WaVeS DisTOrT thE mEsSaGE? or does the cat really only make it stronger, when the seasons are aligned? perhaps radio waves of chocolate in fact only conceal a more sinister layer of reality.. what will the monkey think? you know, the one with the big ears.. or is that one a possum? POSSUM?!! is thaT LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN POT AND AWESOME? yeah i guess i ought to blaze another one for the sake of greater decency, and pie.. after all, why are we here in this giant paper mache spinny thing that posesses mad chronic, and shit.. you know, that funky weasel which does not only control the tides of the universe, but instead is composed of the very fabric of reality! what wisdom do we hold out of pure generosity while we travel through the bananna of time for short distances by elevator standards.. do we all drink pop? because such innocent seeming things may even control our destiny in the grips of auminum, which is, of course, the devil. when the elephant dances, is that in fact something similar? shaolin masters tend to agree.


    but anyway, off i go for more doobage..

    *puffity* *puffigsjtlsjnklvsk#*(&@(*&#$(@


    )(#$$)



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  12. body twitching
    eyes glazed
    nerves floating
    brain happy
    jaw moving
    fingers typing
    sounds clicking
    winam playing
    pink floyd the wall
    man, would it be fun to pink floyd the wall, i like pink floyd..great music, and it blends in, all works together to make a great album, nowadays people dont like to make a whole great album, its all for the one hit..that one chart topper, NOBODY WANTS TO MAKE OUR WINAMPS PLAY!!..everyone sulks around because they dont want to make our winamps play, they think that it isnt worth the time to run their software on the computers, the computers are the problems with todays society they say, these computers are allowing terrorists to do bullshit they say?..who are they, they are the people that makes your nerves float..they are the people that test your children for tobacco, they are the people that give you what you check and check what they give you...thats neat, it was about mail, and i made it up, because you cant send a fucking thing through the mail, without some dude working there, and get pissed because you were they eighth bag of weeed in a box come through that day, because he remembers when he was happy, and weed was fine, he could smoke and everything, because he didnt have drug testing, but then the crane ran over his torso, leaving his body twitching, as his neuronic synapses fired for the last times, his body was still working...living, existing withouth leaving its brain happymy eyes hurt and i want to eat, so im not gonna work the others into a story.

    ~fin
     
  13. i you were teh uber1337 you could do some harsh lunix photoshop haxxoring and make it so that your eyes blinked..
     
  14. or i could do it with my handy dandy gif animator
     
  15. those eyes are the same color as my current lighter..



    yup.





    ..uhh

    *puff*
     
  16. is it a neat touch...and somewhat nicely done?
     
  17. they should shoot laser beams
     

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