A redneck farmer one day points at his wife's chest and says,"If more milk came out of these we could get rid of the cows." Then he points to his wife's pussy and says, "If more eggs came out of this we could get rid of the chickens." So she points to his dick and says, "If this stood up we could get rid of your brother."
This may be true, but if he takes it to slow he will get a stiff neck!!! Another good one from my Sweet Heart Stonygurl.