As i grabbed hold of my blood covered lung, i heard a noise behind me.... (is this inspired by the cousin fucking thread?)
A giant big mac with an all beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions all compounded between a sesame seed bun was approaching silently, but my cholesterol felt something approaching.... Then
This isn't the way it was suppposed to be, greedy capitalism took over the organ between the joint of my thighs..