Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. I'm here-cause niggaz finally started
    playin for keeps,
    And it seems the entire
    board now belong to the creeps,
    you about to hear a sound
    called the roar of the beast,
    Dont mean fuckin vacation
    when i resort to da heat,
    They thought shit was sweet-
    but they thoughts were unfortunate weak,
    In a forth of a week-
    watch how I bring distortion to feet,
    But of course In the eyes
    of those who force to repeat-
    im a corpse wit a beat-
    But a few fortunate see-
    5D resorted to me,
    in the 4th wit a 3-
    it gave me a 6-which equals a 9,
    And I'd be just fine
    but 13 wont stop talkin ta-me,
    Numbers are the key-
    but the knowledge is often ta lead,
    To a very dark place-
    with no fuckin cautions ta leave,
    Metatronic composites fill
    every goddamn thought when you leave,
    bodyis human but souls
    an angry TYPE OF dog off the leash,
    But here's a few words of caution my G-
    be careful when you talkin to me!!,
     

  2. bitch plz
     
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  3. #28324 Glock Coma, Mar 8, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2018
    Avoided you? Im right here so move in position...
    and you might've had some truth to those writtens,
    But before this, I never even fuckin knew you existed..
    I dont like schoolin these bitches, But Ill take kid to english class,
    Some advice for next time you write, dont hit send so quick being all excited... gettin gassed,
    Cuz when I swing, Shit is cash, You get hit with the biggest blast,
    These lines so ready to blow, before I wrote this verse I went and lit a match,
    Wigs get clapped, Ill take your stray bullets and return to sender, dead center on your fitted cap,
    His spirit get lifted fast, And he'll be just another memory like the ghost of christmas past,
    You aint built to toss wit a champ, Ive bodied battlers ten times better than you,
    I can barely try while I blowin that skunky air to the sky, you still get denied like Pepe Le Pew
    You got no self worth,Conceived by a crack whore who never stopped smokin after her pregnancy grew
    He got checked in the womb and it reminded the doctor of the first time he watched Predator 2,
    So dont bother respondin, Ill never get this 10min back, and I probably had somethin better to do
     
  4. Run on sentences aren't bars
    lazy internal rhyming in a bar
    in order to compensate for bars
    Aren't bars
    Also that whore and worth bar
    Doesn't rhyme, but bar
    rhymes with bar
     
  5. #28326 Minge With Odor, Mar 19, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2018
    Your first verse was gassed out, if you inhaled it you would pass out
    We'd chill, I hit your chick when you pass out
    Why you writin' dumb shit, your bar structures bunk kid
    We need to teach you how to rhyme
    I take an MC and break his hymen every line
    I'm sicker off the head I hate typing this online
    But if I front you a key you better pay me on time
    In the event that I kill you will be a reflection on my rhymes
    Your shits wack, you can't create an impact
    I'd call you lame but it's clear someone already did that
    I'll kill you where your kids at, leave one in the garbage can
    But only in hopes she be molested by the garbage man
    Savage with this shit, You ain't half that smart
    Shotty to the face makes focus art
    Focus art, you should google that
    Than after that Google "how to rap", find the book
    Go back to maps meet up we'll have a class
    I should be charged for this, you couldnt make bail if you were charged for shit
    I'm that dude in Transporter that they never can hit
    I already got one BUT HEY you can be my second hand bitch
    Slapped with a CHANGE of HAND like mega-man's fist
    Find a chink in my armor, I'm schoolin' fish like a chink at a harbor
    And freshin' up my whole scheme like a fade from my barber
    You ain't with it on this battle shit, you need a different hobby
    I'll find you at your job, legs crossed in the lobby
    Slap the hand with the coffee man this gonna end offly


    Im back, time to eat these lames grrr fuckinlets get it
     
  6. Should have stayed wherever you were. Hahahahahaa you see this guy?? "time to eat these lames" lmao you munchin on yourself boy. Learn what a multi is and get back to me.

    Also 'Half that smart' should be 'half as smart' ... too ironic not to point out.

    The fuck happened to this shit, wheres all the real spitters from a few years ago.. Skies, Jo3l, brick, etc?
     
  7. I know this thread is old, but u wanna go?
     
  8. Glock coma Graduated from YouTube

     
  9. Maybe the “real spitters” from a few years ago moved on, went to college, moved outta moms house, started a family or got a job. Your the only one left waitin to be discovered.
     
  10. God knew i had to write these bars
    Told the cashier to swipe the card
    than bitched about the price being charged
    Life is hard, they make you choose, light or dark?
    Either way you get a knife to the heart
    That shit hurts like a bite from shark
    School bully and a fight in the park
    Had to pull his card,
    Used to be shells in mario kart
    Now they emptying shells from the back of a car
    My future looking bright so far...
    i mean fuck i havent died so far...
    Why all you internet rappers gotta lie so hard?

    I'm in the game, Jumanji
    You like the taste, Umami
    Turn that water bed to tsunami
    Snitch on it,No thats not me
    Snot nose and im raunchy
    Quit the gang shit, i'm sorry
    Kick the flame wick, karate
    You spit the lame shit,
    Want to play word games?
    I'm quick to hang man
    Kill a pip squeek and stuff him in my chimney
    Smokey mad, keep finding me next to lit trees
    Off the top - No Pad-dle up in shits creek
    Marinia trench my bars been deep,
    I cherish the small things, i love all beings,
    I perish in the evergreens with my clever schemes
    Black out this Wakanda
    Double entendre
    Smoke leafs marijuana
    Let it bang Mr. Wang, Pf changs, Bennihanas
     
  11. #28334 alpineswingnut, May 22, 2018
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2018
    m
     
  12. #28335 420Juggalo610, Jun 21, 2018
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2018

    You bitched about what was being charged cuz you're broke
    You're wasteman bloke
    Btichin like you just got poked
    Look you better sit down and toke
    Get the couch lock like indica, before I get cerebral on that ass like sativa
    Or more like ike did tina
    You're madi gras, i'm katrina
    A grime kid stormin, demolishin this joke in the thread
    Your best bet, quit while you're ahead
    Before i'm like a n**gga from chi raq letting off led

    Claim to be in the game, Jumnji
    But I bet man had a boring lunch with Mitt Romney
    You're bars are just cheesy, no bread no salami
    And I bet the whole thread is behind me

    Acidphere, oh yeah I remember ya
    Thinkin you're goin in cold like Scandinavia
    While I light that ass on fire, India
    Bet you wish you got that couch lock, Indica

    Let me ruin man's reply
    Juggalo, check
    Faygo, check
    Facepaint, check
    The clowns, check
    Acidphere, no neck
    I'm Acidphere and I got the same ol juggalo diss bars on deck
    Goin in hard and I got man's p*ss goin on reck

    Talk about Pf chang this a special delivery
    Bet this man's lineage is uptight, chivalry
     
  13. my thoughts floss from lemon grass to lemon drops My heart stop It doesnt start again You think I wrote this down in pen?


    Hydroponic Organic Science Stuff
     
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  14. Think you can win? Please come again
    Your rhymes sound like something from Lil Wayne, see I'm insane, best think twice before ya rhyme against me, or I'll hang ya from a tree. That's called gallows pole it's worse than your moms hole. So please come back when you got something decent to say, for that I'll pray.
     
  15. Fuck a tree I chop you down dont fuck around with The Ground Im the Man Grab My dick instead of the microphone Cottage cheesed knees Please dont Hawsle me Cuz I Create the Pain Like Mochary Chick Chickary Split hickory no doubt no dip shit dip diggity


    Hydroponic Organic Science Stuff
     
  16. Damn This Thread is Old Like 11 years I told you so check out the flow on the first page its in this style formula forte Sippin on a Four Tay whatever that is I dont even wann know were back to Basic this shits annoying


    Hydroponic Organic Science Stuff
     

  17. If you katrina than i'm bush, I turn the cheek
    just to burn the cheech,
    Home depot mexican, you get the work for cheap
    I return fire tell it hurts to squeeze,

    Look what my rhymes did to this "grime kid"
    Brought fire to the cut i cauterize
    Brought dick for this ass i saudemized
    Let me summarize, everyone waiting on me like the carter 5
    and you right fuck a juggalo,
    this gutter flow is utter gold
    I bet you walk out side and mothers shutters fold
    Locked doors and windows, even the lights flick off
    Don't get it criss crossed, juggalos got no room in hip hop
     

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