move this to art if you want, and I'm not sure if this has already been made but I'm trippin shrooms so whatev. Every forum needs one, a random haiku thread. Just get one down, three lines, the first line with 5, the second with 7, and the last with 5, as most probably already know. "Tonight I tripped shrooms alas, I ate but a gram but damn I tripped balls"
"Tonight I tripped shrooms =4 alas, I ate but a gram =6 but damn I tripped balls"[/quote] =5... good job
=5... good job[/quote] ey reee ree to-night I tripped shrooms-5 a-las I ate but a gram-7 but damn I tripped balls-5
o so its syllables not words? shit man what a bust i think we should toke fast homies goin to class YA I SUCK, too bad i dont have weed... oh my god resin my life to be saved at last sweat no more huu raahh
so I tripped last night holy shit, I have no trees let me call my boy. Yeah I was still glowin' pretty hard when I made that first post, so it's syllables.
I'm at work right now [5] And I'm fucking bored as shit [7] Where the hell's my ride? [5] ------------ I want to go home [5] And smoke some marijuana [7] Being sobre sucks [5]
hah, silly stoners! they're trying to be clever, but their words are weak. oh blaze this, blaze that just because you like to smoke rep herb in haiku... what about the dew that grasps the grass with longing 'fore it's dropped below or the backs of slaves wretched and twisted in pain no one cries for them you pretentious youths practice won't make you better (that includes me too) *cough*
Palmer thinks he's sweet but I guess he doesn't know haikus are for fags I just remembered that I made this fucking thread oh sweet irony