"Pummel the first cop and shoot the other two" ? If you said that then it might have been taken as an obvious joke. But you didn't say that at all. Come on, no need to lie about it.
The little green or red boxes above your username. And in a forum, getting your point across properly is the secret to not getting banned. Take my advice or leave it, it is up to you. I've done my part. Peace and happy toking.