I'm sitting here hungry as fuck. No job. No weed. Very little money. Had some food at my girls house earlier and that was it for today. My roommates mad at me because i stopped smoking with him. He acts like a little faggot saying i hit it too hard and shit so i told him i would smoke my shit and he could smoke his. But when he fucked up his car i fed him for two weeks. Anyway he knows i don't have a job right now. He comes into the apartment with a fucking pizza talking about how good it is and walks to his room. Lol not even ten minutes later i hear him on the phone with his girlfriend arguing. Then crying like a little bitch. Guess someone just got dumped? What goes around comes around. Might tell one of my buddies to hit her up on facebook and clap dem cheeks.
[quote name='"Patchy"']You should steal his pizza, make it extra worse[/quote] Also, tell him you've been pocketing his half of the rent, and he's being evicted