My name is matt and i thought it would be funny to shave a M in my pubes but I was so high I did it upside down... now I have a W in my pubes for the next week
I'm always so disappointed when people tell me they're going to tell me a funny story. It's like those laugh tracks on shitty sit coms; they have to tell you that it's funny so you'll laugh. Oh, how we are sheeple... Now you have a W for for Weed, or Wang, since it seems like your dick might need a label, or you'll forget what it is. Your pubes grow in a week? Jesus, man.
People should never make a thread title where they say it's gonna be the funniest story ever.It never is.
ummm, well, that's like 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks for nothing. I actually put down the bong so I could be ready to laugh. Man, that could have been prime smokin time. Lameee
Damn all of you just jumped down the OP's throat. It was an alright story OP not the funniest but it put a smile on my face.