Pretty sure I was abducted by aliens last night.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by shablatea, Dec 20, 2013.

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  1. #1 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    So I went outside a little after 1, smoked a cig, and got up to come back in. I was dizzy and almost fell, then got terrified of something and ran inside. It was after 3. It did not take me 2 hours to smoke.Then I had what I think was a dream. All I remember is my back was cold, and there were bright lights. No idea what it could be.On my wrist there are now 5 scars. Never seen them before.What the hell happened to me? I'm almost positive it was aliens...something is moving inside me. Something like a baby. But I'm not pregnant.I think I'm going crazy.
     
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  2. #2 Buzzwell420, Dec 20, 2013
    ….
     
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  3. #3 Mr Unknown, Dec 20, 2013
    ....Sent from The Gods.
     
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  4. #4 Finger My Urethra, Dec 20, 2013
    Id abduct your ass too girl.
     
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  5. #5 StalinApproves, Dec 20, 2013
    You done got fucked by an alien.
     
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  6. #6 TokinRose, Dec 20, 2013
    pics of the scars?
     
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  7. #7 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    Yeah, in the morning, too dark to see them now.
     
  8. #8 TokinRose, Dec 20, 2013
    idk if you got abducted by aliens but if this story is true that actually sounds like some freaky shit. O.O
     
  9. #9 Tokinsince2012, Dec 20, 2013
    Okayyy someone's had a little too much tonight. Let's put the joint down and go take a nap.
     
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  10. #10 lazytoker, Dec 20, 2013
     
    Turn on a light...?
     
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  11. #11 rolla joint, Dec 20, 2013
    👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
     
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  12. #12 ARobynD, Dec 20, 2013
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  13. #13 Finger My Urethra, Dec 20, 2013
    So uh, anybody in this thread wanna fuck
     
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  14. #14 Rebel Eye, Dec 20, 2013
    alien semen implanted throughout your body.. i bet you're radioactive right now. 
     
  15. #15 TokinRose, Dec 20, 2013
    matching profile pictures!
     
  16. #16 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
     
    Im gettin' there.
     
  17. #17 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
    I think someone watched Falling Skies. 
     
  18. #18 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    I would turn on a light, but Id have to get out of bed and that would wake up the baby.And I haven't had weed in a few days, if I'd been high I wouldn't have thought twice about it.
     
  19. #19 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    What's Falling Skies?
     
  20. #20 bluntmanIVXX, Dec 20, 2013
    OP can get it.
     
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