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Pot Head Commandments.

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Panhead, Apr 5, 2001.

  1. #1 Panhead, Apr 5, 2001
    The PotHead Commandments

    1:
    Never rip your friends off in weight or quality.
    2:
    He who rolls it up, sparks it up.
    3:
    Never criticize someone else's joint.
    4:
    Do not hog the joint, pass it on.
    5:
    Thirst quenching beverages and fine munchies are a must.
    6:
    If someone doesn't smoke tobacco, use a pipe too.
    7:
    It's polite to share a smoke with your provider.
    8:
    Never pick an hk off the carpet with a red hot blade.
    9:
    If someones refuses a smoke, do not push them.
    10:
    Never , ever, blow into a pipe. :D :D :D
     
  2. #2 aeroblurg, Apr 5, 2001
    yep, and its ALWAYS passed to the left.
     
  3. #3 RMJL, Apr 5, 2001
    #3 is a bad one for me because I am critical of how others roll. I cosider myself to be such an amazing roller that others joints-especially the pregnant ones- just kill me.

    I do show them the better way to roll and now others are rolling good ones, too.

    People just know me and they know that I will say what I think so if it is an ugly, unsmokable joint-they will hear about it from me. ;)
     
  4. #4 AmsterdamdreamN, Mar 20, 2003
    I kind of have a problem with #2

    After I got caught twice in one year, in H.S., right after I sparked my own roll, I've considered it bad luck. That was over 10 years ago. It might be a hard habit for me to break now, but if it's a commandment I guess I'll try. Just how serious of a sin is it, if I break it?
     
  5. #5 IGotTheCottons, Mar 21, 2003
    lol rmjl! preggies ain't so bad. ;)
     
  6. #6 MagicGuy, Mar 21, 2003
    Nice list...and yes, blunt gets passed to the left! :D
     
  7. #7 RMJL, Mar 21, 2003
    WOW...April 5th, 2001...that's like a long time ago...LOL....yeah, things have changed. I'm not so critical anymore. If it'll burn, I'm happy. I still think I roll some kick ass j's though!!!
     
  8. #8 Bud Head, Mar 21, 2003
    I agree with ya'll!
     
  9. #9 sensimil, Mar 21, 2003
    10# kills me. I dont know what it is, but Ive come across *so* many people who do this!!!!! how annoying is that! they get all loopy stupid dumb and dont take care to besure that this doesnt happen!!!!! ugh!!! its a peeve of mine
     
  10. #10 bud stuffer, Mar 21, 2003
    ^^yeah that sucks, one of my friends blew out my last bowl of nuget one night with out a flashlight and i didn't even get to hit it. he coughed or something
     
  11. #11 Digit, Mar 21, 2003
    three is a bullshit comandment.

    perhaps replace it with "always treat fellow smokers with the respect they deserve" or something like that.

    rollin critisism is a must, and should not be discouraged. what should be discouraged is outright slagging off or 'dissing' peoples rollin ability/technique. diplomacy is a must and any criticism should be constructive and with the aim of improving their joints or the sharing of styles.
     
  12. #12 smokeuhjunt, Mar 21, 2003
    I dig it.. :smoke:
     
  13. #13 Digit, Mar 21, 2003
    graves?

    road work holes?

    what do you dig?
     
  14. #14 smokedout, Mar 21, 2003
    I hate it when someone breaks #10. I got high with this girl one time, and she was laughing like crazy. She went to take a hit, and blew the shit out of the bowl. I was so pissed, I made her buy me some more.
     
  15. #15 smokin&tokin, Mar 22, 2003
    HAHA.... i like those en commandments better then the ones in the bible...(partly, cus i dont beleive in God...) and cus those rules should be considered LAWS IN A potheads world....
     

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