While delivering a campaign speech one day Theodore Roosevelt was interrupted by a heckler: “I'm a Democrat!†the man shouted. “May I ask the gentleman,†Roosevelt replied, quieting the crowd, “why he is a Democrat?†“My grandfather was a Democrat,†the man replied, “my father was a Democrat and I am a Democrat.†“My friend,†Roosevelt interjected, moving in for the kill, “suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father was a jackass. What would you then be?†Alas, Roosevelt was thwarted by the quick-witted heckler, who promptly replied: “A Republican!â€
oh good idea. "What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant? We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."
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"Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert on George Bush