thanks, great contribution. yea dude, reminds me of back when me and my best friend were drunk as shit and starting to smoke, and my mom walked in. we actually started pillow fighting i.e. blowing the smoke out the window so she would leave us alone. man it was uber gay but effective.
Yah one time my mom came up stairs in the middle of the night and I was high as hell and playing music. My door was locked and when she tried to open it i jumped up opened it up and crack and didnt let her in. She was really pissed and asked if i had been smoking. I told her that i was masturbating and she instantly shut the door and went back downstairs.