So I was baked and on the phone with this lady friend I've been seeing. I guess since I was high I didn't think about how loud my pissing would be. After I was done I noticed the awkward silence. I told her I was just pretty blazed, hopefully I don't seem like a complete Neanderthal.
idk man i dont think i buy it. were you trying to initiate sexual related conversation. How could you not remember / think she could hear you piss... Did you even try to bank it off the sides thus reducing the noise?
I bank out of habit, but in all seriousness, I don't think she really noticed, I was just high and I think I overexaggerated what really happened. Was more of an afterthought than anything. My bad.
Wanted to close this thread since I was being a dumbass last night, but I can't find the lock button. Maybe it's a mod only thing?
Lol, I've been taking a shit before, and my friend called me up with some girls on speakerphone. Eventually they were like "so what are you doing?" "Taking a shit." ""