Maybe I'm the only one who finds these funny... I saw a pirate movie yesterday... It was rated "Arrr" What kind of doll did the pirate's daughter have? Barrrrrrbie Anybody have any more? Arrrr.
Two pirates are sitting in a bar when the most badass pirate ever walks in. The badass pirate has a wooden leg, an eye patch, and a hook. One of the pirates at the bar is curious. He says, "Aye, matey, how'd ye get the wooden leg?" The badass pirate says, "Arrrrrgh, I was thrown off a ship and me leg was bitten off by a shark." Impressed, the pirate at the bar asks, "How'd ye get the hook? Arrr." The badass says, "Arrrrgh, in a sword fight some bloody bastard cut me hand off." Still curious, the pirate at the bar asks, "Well, matey, how'd ye get the eyepatch?" The badass says, "Aye, a seagull pooped in me eye." The other pirate says, "Arrgh, matey, you mean to tell me that you lost your eye to a seagull?" The badass says, "Arrrgh, twas me first day with the hook."
Some pirates are sitting in a bar when another pirate swaggers in with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants, right at his crotch. One of the pirates in the bar says, "Aye, matey, did ye know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" The pirate with the wheel says, "Arrrgh, tis driving me nuts!"