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Pirate Jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Smoke3Joints, May 1, 2002.

  1. Maybe I'm the only one who finds these funny...

    I saw a pirate movie yesterday...
    It was rated "Arrr"

    What kind of doll did the pirate's daughter have?

    Anybody have any more? Arrrr.
  2. Two pirates are sitting in a bar when the most badass pirate ever walks in. The badass pirate has a wooden leg, an eye patch, and a hook.
    One of the pirates at the bar is curious. He says, "Aye, matey, how'd ye get the wooden leg?"
    The badass pirate says, "Arrrrrgh, I was thrown off a ship and me leg was bitten off by a shark."
    Impressed, the pirate at the bar asks, "How'd ye get the hook? Arrr."
    The badass says, "Arrrrgh, in a sword fight some bloody bastard cut me hand off."
    Still curious, the pirate at the bar asks, "Well, matey, how'd ye get the eyepatch?"
    The badass says, "Aye, a seagull pooped in me eye."
    The other pirate says, "Arrgh, matey, you mean to tell me that you lost your eye to a seagull?"
    The badass says, "Arrrgh, twas me first day with the hook."
  3. Some pirates are sitting in a bar when another pirate swaggers in with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants, right at his crotch.
    One of the pirates in the bar says, "Aye, matey, did ye know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"
    The pirate with the wheel says, "Arrrgh, tis driving me nuts!"
  4. Hmmmm. I guess pirate humor is an aquired taste. I'm just not feeling it. ;)
  5. lmfao @ driving me nuts

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