hey everyone, ive been working on my pick-up lines for scoring hot babes at the mall. i haven't had sex in a while so i figure these lines might get me some action "nice face. can i cum on it?" "you have pretty eyes, they'd look better drenched in my semen." "you have a cute smile, but you would look a lot cuter after i orally fist fuck you" what do you guys think?
hey baby does it smell like a semen filled cave around here or is that just your vagina hole gaping open again?
There's something wrong with your pants *chick looks confused, maybe looks at her pants* They're still on. How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than my dick, whats your number? Your pants would look better on my bedroom floor. I just came here to shop and fuck, and I'm about done shopping
do you have any "ethnicity" in you? want some? she'll respond no.. if she is not the same ethnicity, this actually worked twice for me!
You're going to get laid for sure OP. How about, "Nice face, can I fuck it" or you could try "Are you a woman, because whoa man, I wanna fuck you."
how about these: "there will only be seven planets left after i destroy uranus" "my dick just died. do you mind if i bury it in your ass?"