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People/Events names changed to weed names!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010.

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  1. #1 Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010
    All day in class (mainly chemistry) I sit there high as hell with nothing to do so a while back i just started thinking of important peoples names and then changing them to a more stoner sounding name. Eventually I got bored and thought of some fictional characters names and even after that I starting thinking of events. This is my list. My friends and I have spent many sessions getting baked and adding to The List so i decided to share them with the good folks of Grasscity. Here you go!

    People (Fictional and Nonfictional)

    James K. Toke - James K. Polk
    Kief Erikson - Lief Erikson
    Bram Toker - Bram Stoker
    Long Bong Silver - Long John Silver
    James Monroll - James Monroe
    Rutherford B. Blazed or Rutherford B. Haze - Rutherford B. Hayes
    Mohandas Ganja - Mohandas Gandi
    Sacajaweeda - Sacajawea
    Mao Zebong - Mao Zedong
    Hydro Wilson - Woodrow Wilson
    Albert Einstone - Albert Einstein
    Johnny Hash - Johnny Cash
    Nugz Bunny - Bugz Bunny
    Robert E. Weed - Robert E. Lee
    George W. Kush - George W. Bush
    Nabowlean Bongaparte - Napolean Bonaparte
    Johnny Apple Weed - Johnny Apple Seed
    Alexander The Dank - Alexander The Great
    Sir Francis Bake - Sir Francis Drake
    James Bong - James Bond
    Dick Van Pipe - Dick Van Dyke
    Dank Arron - Hank Arron
    Professor Vape - Professor Snape
    Vlad The Inhaler - Vlad The Impaler
    Sigmund Fried - Sigmund Frued
    Dankenstein - Frankenstein

    Events (Still a work in progress not many so far)

    The Dutch Bowl - The Dust Bowl
    Mellow Fever - Yellow Fever
    The BuKronic Plague - The Bubonic Plague


    Well that's The List. I just need to get some more smoke then I should start adding more and more:smoking:. That's all for now but I promise there will be more to come. See ya later GC :wave:
     
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  2. #2 Rampipe, Apr 12, 2010
    Good god that made me die laughing, I'm fucked up as hell
     
  3. #3 nestacle, Apr 12, 2010
    lolol quite a good list thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. #4 Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010
    No problem man I sometimes just get super high and pick a name and say it outloud then I just start cracking up lol.
     
  5. #5 jstone23, Apr 12, 2010
    tahts so funny lool

    barak obonga
    lucille bowl
    seth green (win)
     
  6. #6 battlestardream, Apr 12, 2010
    Nugz Bunny, thats my favorite:)
     
  7. #7 Jamtastic, Apr 12, 2010
    +Rep for a good thread idea:

    Adolph "Take A" Hitler
    Bill Steam-roller - Bill Steen
    Barry Bongs - Barry Bonds
    OJ Hitsome - OJ Simpson
     
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  8. #8 Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010
    All these names are fresh and are deffinately going on the list lol OJ Hitsome is a great one
     
  9. #9 sourApple408, Apr 12, 2010
    joe drogan - joe rogan

    vin "sour" diesel
     
  10. #10 glasslover420, Apr 12, 2010
    lol me and my friends used to do this!
    Harry Pothead, lawls
     
  11. #11 dudeimoncoke, Apr 12, 2010
    How about Elmer Budd?
     
  12. #12 iSyn, Apr 12, 2010
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    Kurt Cobhang. (Kurt Cobain)
     
  13. #13 tranquiltoker28, Apr 12, 2010

    Oh god, I lol'd. :laughing:

    To the OP, those are hilarious! I'm thinking you have too much time on your hands, though. LOL :p

    Haven't you posted another thread exactly like this somewhere, though? I swear, I'm feeling deja vu...:confused:
     
  14. #14 lilro, Apr 12, 2010
    Ehle o Ehle @ this thread. (i think that's how its pronounced?)

    Barack Obammer - Barack Obama
    Stony Hawk - Tony Hawk
    Bob Burnspliff - Bob Burnquist
    Dank Caliendo - Frank Caliendo
     
  15. #15 Rampipe, Apr 12, 2010
    Margaret Weed - Margaret Mead (any anthropologists out there?)

    Events:
    Smoked Alot of Ridiculous Shit - SARS
     
  16. #16 Jamtastic, Apr 12, 2010
    Sarhash - Sarkash
    Treaty of Washing Bong - Treaty of Washington
    George Washing Bong - George Washington
    Pass"the blunt"over - Passover
     
  17. #17 Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010
    To tranquiltoker28 yes I did post a thread just like this one but it was deleted because there was supposedly one like it but I couldn't find it so I posted it again.
     
  18. #18 Kief Erikson, Apr 12, 2010
    Oh and to everyone that posted a name/event those are all dank and tonight I plan on unveiling some new names so be on the look out!
     
  19. #19 Kief Erikson, Apr 13, 2010
    New Names and Events!!!

    Names:

    Tokee The Bear - Smokey The Bear
    Harriet Reefer Stowe - Harriet Beecher Stowe
    Daffy Dank - Daffy Duck
    Kief Jong Ill - Kim Jong Ill
    Ho Chief Mihn - Ho Chi Mihn

    Events:

    The Jamaican Red Scare - The Red Scare
    The Battle of Water Tube - The Battle of Waterloo

    I will also let you know out of the ones every threw out most of which i thought were da bomb Barry Bongs, OJ Hitsome, Elmer Budd, Kurt Cobhang, Stony Hawk, and Adolf "Take A" Hitler all made the list along with S.A.R.S. (Smoked Alot of Ridiculous Shit), Pass "The Blunt" over, and the Treaty of Washing Bong. Thanks for all the great material and keep throwin em' out!!
     
  20. #20 Jamtastic, Apr 13, 2010
    Hell yea, I got a ton of my ones on the list, I'll try to think of more.
     
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