passing a home drug test?

Discussion in 'General' started by pothead1324, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. So my parents are going to be drug testing me. I havenr smoked in a few weeks but I'm going to start again and need to know how to pass home drug tests. I figured I would just use a friends piss and store it in the bathroom someone for when I need it. My question is if I have the piss stored for a few weeks or whatever will it still work when I take the test (i will be randomly tested)
    I also heard if you put a few drops of bleach on the test it comes up negative. Is this true?
    If you have any other suggestions please let me know.
     
  2. no, storing ur friends piss will not work. After about 24-48 hours, mold and other nasty things will grow and start turning murky and brown. unless you have the piss kept warm 24 before the test, then you're out of luck. I wouldn't recommend the bleach, but IT DOES WORK. keep it in a visine bottle and when it comes to the test just drop about 4-5 drops in. one thing to keep in mind though this method will make ur piss smell like bleach, but i don't think you have to worry b/c i don't think your parents will smell ur piss.
    Good luck!
    oh also a few tips
    -drink lots of water before the test if you have weed in ur system
    -exercise, i.e running, cardio stuff, anything that will make you sweat. this is why athletes can get weed out their system MUCH faster than your average joe.
     
  3. Just drink water, those tests are cheap ass shit. You can even put a drop of bleach in your pee and it'd come back neg.

    Parents used to dt me.
     

  4. Ok thanks I think I'm just gonna go with the bleach method
     
  5. Sounds like a good time
     

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  6. I have been on probation off and on since 95. I have leaned the hard way how to pass, because I don't believe I should be told what I can and can't do. I smoke 3 weeks out of the month I quit 6 days before test. I quit taking opiates 2 days before test. I eat plenty of fiber because it helpls the body get rid of the thc, the day before. The days before that I eat plenty of meat and protien. The day of the test drink several glasses of water. One hour before the test I take 80 mgs. of Lasix,(flourisimide) this is a prescription diretic. It slows down the kidneys that produce the metabolites that cause you to show up hot. If you have trouble tracking down lasix just go to an online pharmacy. I order it all the time from a canadian pharmacy. Very cheap. If you can't get lasix drink a lot of coffee in the morning then a gallon of water. Exercise helps a lot too. Especially with the opiates. If you urinate about ten to twelve times before the test you should be good. Take a few b-2 vitamins to give your urine color. Some people will say that the lack of color will make the test not count. This is not true. My piss is always clear. What are they gonna do. All you have to say is you drank a lot of water so you could piss. Never failed and never had a problem. Don't take my word for it. You can buy home drug test kits online for next to nothing so test yourself and that way you will know how long it takes. Good luck to all.
     
  7. I have been on probation off and on since 95. I have leaned the hard way how to pass, because I don't believe I should be told what I can and can't do. I smoke 3 weeks out of the month I quit 6 days before test. I quit taking opiates 2 days before test. I eat plenty of fiber because it helpls the body get rid of the thc, the day before. The days before that I eat plenty of meat and protien. The day of the test drink several glasses of water. One hour before the test I take 80 mgs. of Lasix,(flourisimide) this is a prescription diretic. It slows down the kidneys that produce the metabolites that cause you to show up hot. If you have trouble tracking down lasix just go to an online pharmacy. I order it all the time from a canadian pharmacy. Very cheap. If you can't get lasix drink a lot of coffee in the morning then a gallon of water. Exercise helps a lot too. Especially with the opiates. If you urinate about ten to twelve times before the test you should be good. Take a few b-2 vitamins to give your urine color. Some people will say that the lack of color will make the test not count. This is not true. My piss is always clear. What are they gonna do. All you have to say is you drank a lot of water so you could piss. Never failed and never had a problem. Don't take my word for it. You can buy home drug test kits online for next to nothing so test yourself and that way you will know how long it takes. Good luck to all.
     
  8. so about 3 months ago I got caught and I'm thinking about smoking tonight however my parents of threatened to randomly drug test me ever since I got caught, if I exercise everyday which I do at least an hour and a half and drink tons of water as well as cranberry juice do you think that I would be able to pass a store bought drug test
     
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