Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Nov 22, 2003.

  1. Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

    Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll

    leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the

    counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my

    bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY

    circumstances, talk to my parrot!"


    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he

    discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has

    ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the


    watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him

    nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

    Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied,

    "Get him, Spike!"
  2. Hahahahahhaha That one is funny!!!!!

  3. lol fuck that would be neat to have somthing like that set up eh ? lol
  4. LMAO!!!

    That's a good 'un
  5. thats so funny!! i want a parrot like that!

    well..... and i guess id have to have a dog named spike also..

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