Parents caught me, now about to go to jail

Wow, my life has taken a real 180 since this morning. Anyways here's what happened:

My parents have been on vacation since last week and I've just been partying nonstop. Threw a few keggers at my place over the weekend but last night I decided just to chill. I called my parents and told them I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house. Not to get derailed, but she kicked me out after she caught me flirting with her sister.

I end up crashing back at my place and, this morning, I woke up really wanting to wake and bake. So, I got to my parent's master bedroom because it has the nice toilet to sit on and much bigger than the regular one.

I'm sitting on the toilet, smoking a joint and notice that I've got morning wood. Feeling a little frisky, I start to jerk my chain. I guess I might've gotten really into it because I didn't hear my parents come home. This is when it gets bad.

I never called my parents back to tell them I wasn't sleeping over and they assumed I wasn't at the house. That explains why they busted into the bathroom butt-naked. I quickly flush the joint down the toilet.

It was a very awkward situation.

They scream when they see my sitting there jacking off with a joint between my lips too. Mind you, my parents were about to do it, so my dad is fully erect. They start yelling at me - my mom about the weed and my dad about how I shouldn't use the master bathroom as my masturbation quarters. But that's not the end of it - the police barge in the door.

Before I was a little embarrassed, but I'm pissed now. I asked my parents how they could call the police on their own son. They were just as shocked as me though because they said they didn't call the police. As it turns out, my next door neighbor saw my parents fooling around. His mom walked in on him peeping and called the police on my house!

The police handcuff my parents for indecent exposure to a minor (the next door neighbor was 16). But, they add onto the charges, when they see me naked too. Now, my parents are being accused of incest too.

Obviously, this fiasco caused quite a stir this morning in the neighborhood. Everybody came outside in their pajamas to see my parents being escorted into cop cars.

To make it even more embarrassing, my dad still had a hard-on for some reason.

This is why I'm writing to you GC, my parents are in a holding cell waiting for me to bail them out. But I'm wondering if I should. On one hand, they caught me smoking weed and masturbating at the same time. The car ride home will be very tense to say the least. On the other hand, they are my parents and they're being wrongfully charged as sex criminals.

What should I do?

 

I think I'm gonna wait to bail them out. I'll give them a night in the cell and hopefully they'll forget that I was smoking and jerking.

That's my best option. If you got other suggestions, I'd like to hear them.

 

This is good advice, maybe if I bail them out they'll go light on me. I might even be able to spin this the other way and get them to allow me to smoke whenever I want. Afterall, if I wasn't smoking in the bathroom, they wouldn't have me there to come help them... I guess, they wouldn't be getting accused of incest either though...

I'm in such a pickle.