Outdoor frolicks

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Oldsmokie, Jul 10, 2002.

  1. I was about 13 years old and my Father took me for a walk in the countryside around where we lived at the time, sheep farming country.

    We stopped and my Father pointed out a patch of grass nearby and said, "See that patch of grass there, thats where I first made love in the open air".

    He then pointed at a big rock and said proudly, "and that's where her mother stood watching me".

    This even made me swear in front of my Father as I exclaimed, "Bloody hell, what did she say".

    "Baa" said my Father, "what the hell do you expect a sheep to say".

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