Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by eome, Apr 16, 2002.

  1. A man has problems getting an errection so he goes to see a doctor. The doctor tells him that he has weak muscles at the base of his penis and the only treatment is to have the muscles removed from the trunk of a dead elephant and used instead of his existing muscles. SO after a week he agrees to go with the treatment.

    Six months later he has a really hot date who he takes out to dinner. Anyway he feels his trousers under immense strain so he unzipps himself thinking that no one will notice. But his penis shoots out of his trousers, accross the table and back into his boxer shorts again. "Fucking hell!" say's the woman. "Can you do that again?"
    "I dunno" says the man, the expression on his face clearly indicating that he is in pain

    "I don't think i could fit another bread roll up my arse!"

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