A guy comes running into a doctor's office screaming; "Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me! My dick is orange..." Hearing this, the doctor pulls down the man's pants, and sure enough, his dick is bright orange! "Ok, I've got a few questions for you then... What do you do for a living?" The patient replies saying "I'm unemployed, I was fired a few months ago" "Do you have a girlfriend? Have you been sleeping around?" "I am single and have not had any sexual contact in the past 5 months." Hearing these two answers, the doctor then asks the man, "Well, what do you do all day?" The man thinks for a minute, then replies back stating; "I mostly sit around my house, eat cheese doodles, and watch pornos all day!"
