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Open a Beer Can Quietly?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by purpleKINKAJOU, Aug 20, 2010.

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  1. #1 purpleKINKAJOU, Aug 20, 2010
    sorry that i'm posting this in grasscity, i don't really no where else to turn. but i need to know a stealthy way to open some beer cans
     
  2. #2 Havok Se7en, Aug 20, 2010
    Just like a soda.

    Pull on the tab thingy just barely enough so you can let the carbonation out slowly. Then open it slowly.
     
  3. #3 Hubcool, Aug 20, 2010
    Drink beer in bottle
     
  4. #4 Gumbo, Aug 20, 2010
    Let the pressure out slowly at first (as stated above), then create some sort of noise while you go for the final crack to cover the noise.
     
  5. #5 Liqweed, Aug 20, 2010
    Fart, sneeze, burp, and cough really loud all at the same time and crack your beer.
     
  6. #6 Stoogemeister, Aug 20, 2010
    lol trying to crack a beer with your parents in the next room?
     
  7. #7 skaboss217, Aug 20, 2010
    Whats the reason for the question? are you living with a pack of wolves or something?


    My 69th post!!! ;)
     
  8. #8 LongBottomLeaf, Aug 20, 2010
    Buy bottles or drink liquor kid.

    haha, just playin

    ummmm..... as slowly as possible, and as far away from whoever you are hiding the noise from. I don't think there is a real stealthy way around it.

    Grab a glass, and open each can just barely and pour it into the glass.

    That way you only get a CH. Instead of a CH-KA-CH-KSH

    Those are clearly the sounds cans make, and I have clearly reached my drinking/smoking limit.

    (Took me like 10 mins to write this correctly(ish))
     
  9. #9 newbienewton, Aug 20, 2010
    my guess is, they're underage and sneaking beer into a movie theater.
     
  10. #10 purpleKINKAJOU, Aug 20, 2010
    possibly...:rolleyes:
     
  11. #11 portugie power, Aug 20, 2010
    Maybe the noise scares him?

    O and don't avoid the question.
     
  12. #12 LongBottomLeaf, Aug 20, 2010

    Ahhh. You are probably right!
     
  13. #13 skaboss217, Aug 20, 2010
    well theres no reason to be stelathy with beer in a theature. just pop that shit open when theres guns firing or somethin.
     
  14. #14 BUDS4U2NV, Aug 20, 2010
    Damn your parents are nosy.
     
  15. #15 Liqweed, Aug 20, 2010
    Personally, I always bring pops with me in the movies. Many a times they are cans.

    I wait until just right before the movie, where the black screen is and its silent, and I crack it open as loud as I can.

    Never harassed for it, and most of the time you hear a few good laughs from it.
     
  16. #16 WAFFLEmonster, Aug 20, 2010
    Well, if it WERE in a movie theatre nobody would be able to see, so it could just as well be a soda...
     
  17. #17 lawltoke, Aug 20, 2010
    Pop it enough to let the carbonation out, then use your thumb to press the "tongue" down. Becareful to not cut yourself
     
  18. #18 dubaba, Aug 20, 2010
    Cut a hole with a knife and chug :confused:
     
  19. #19 LongBottomLeaf, Aug 20, 2010
    What if it's a silent movie.

    They are making a comeback....
     
  20. #20 LongBottomLeaf, Aug 20, 2010
    And watch it explode in your face. :confused:
     
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