One time I got really high and decided that it was an excellent time to do some vacuuming. I went from room to room and pretended the vacuum was a robot sent to destroy all cat lifeforms. (Just the normal everyday stuff.) Well at one point I reached the bedroom and was trying to get at a pile of nerds I had dropped one night. The pile was under my bed, so I had to bend over to allow for the vacuum to reach. Well I was humming a toon and seriously not giving a shit, when I heard a slight psst noise. I didn't think anything of it until I realized that suddenly it smelled really bad in my apartment. Confused I turned off the vacuum and righted myself. I looked around for a second before my head itched, when I reached up I felt a huge clump of hair come away from my forehead. It was disgusting, it was sticky. . .and gross. . .it also smelled worse than anything I have ever smelt before. I had bent over a candle on my bedside table. My name is Darcy and I caught my hair on fire.
It's okay, I have a lot of it and could cover it pretty well until it got to a certain length. Now it is just a funny looking chunk trying to fit in. My hairdresser said it looked like I tried to cut my own hair with a blow torch.
I've burned my hair lighting bongs before Never enough for it to be noticeable but the smell is fucking terrible
lol gifs ftw i now have a new love for gifs and piss myself daily at werk good story darcy the soccer player who farted was awesome..dude on the right was guilty..he was pissin his pants laughing..hahahaha