one of the weirdest dreams ive had

Discussion in 'General' started by HighHaze, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. #1 HighHaze, Aug 18, 2008
    i was outside peeing but instead of it being piss, cum came out. my dad was watching me pee ejaculate. not much came out and my dad said "thats it?" i said "yea..." and he said "its that DAMN stuff your smokin" (my dad knows in real life and is against my habit). then he gave me a lecture on the negative side effects of marijuana, but it was all non sensical bs
     
  2. #2 sky dog, Aug 18, 2008
    I am crying:laughing::cry:
     
  3. #3 s w i s h e r, Aug 18, 2008
    lol :D
     
  4. #4 M369, Aug 18, 2008
    No comment....OK LOL
     
  5. #5 5446was my#, Aug 18, 2008
    Dreams are usually pretty weird. Especially the weird ones ;).
     
  6. #6 stoned_24/7, Aug 18, 2008
    oh jesus I forgot it was a dream when I read it, & i was like what the fuck!! :smoking:
     
  7. #7 bwood, Aug 18, 2008
    I took 7 mg of melatonin and had the most lucid dream of my life last night. I was at my cousins house and his pool was FILLED with what looked like grandaddypurp and i just dived into it off the diving board and the rest of my dream was just random hot celebritys getting naked
     
  8. #8 holyrollers, Aug 18, 2008
    You sir, are full of win.
     
  9. #9 hendrix, Aug 18, 2008
    i once had a dream that 2 cops were chasing me so i had to jump on a tree and a squirrel on that tree started poking me with a stick, so i get off and i see the fat cop (one of them was fat, the other thin) was eating my burger and drinking my soda. so i get a huge fucking log and bash him in the head with that thing yelling "nobody eats MY fucking burger!" i dont remember waht happened next but that was one awesome dream
     
  10. #10 HighHaze, Aug 18, 2008
    man id kill myself, not only because my dad saw me pee cum, but he really made me feel like less of a man when he said "thats it?"
    melatonin didnt do any of that for me :mad:
     
  11. #11 stoned_24/7, Aug 18, 2008
    lol id kill my self to, I was like feeling very very bad for you, that would just traumatize anyone
     
  12. #12 bwood, Aug 18, 2008

    I took more then twice the recommended dose that might do it. I did other things that are supposed to help lucid dreaming, eating a banana before you go to sleep. I also fell asleep listening to a playlist of the beatles and sublime so i dont know if that had any influence on my dream
     
  13. #13 xcraighebert, Aug 18, 2008
    Take two pills instead of one, set your alarm to wake you up for one hour before you planned to get up. Go back to sleep and enjoy the most fucking weird dream ever.
     
  14. #14 stoned_24/7, Aug 18, 2008
    hebert I know a kid named dyllan hebert hmmmm....
     
  15. #15 HighHaze, Aug 18, 2008
    music always appears in my dream, even the artist if i fall asleep to the music.
    ive took way more than one....about 10. even took em out the capsules and downed em. i did have some crazy sleep paralysis come to think about it, but thats about it
    ^^ive took way more than one....about 10. even took em out the capsules and downed em. i did have some crazy sleep paralysis come to think about it, but thats about it
     

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