One liners!!!

Discussion in 'General' started by Shadow88, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. THIS WEBSITE IS FUNNY AS HELL
    http://www.vegard.net/one-liners/:hello::wave::smoke:

    1. 43% of all statistics are worthless.
    2. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
    3. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
    4. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
    5. A bad plan is better than no plan.
    6. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
    7. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
    8. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
    9. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
    10. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand
    11. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
    12. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
    13. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
    14. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
    15. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
    16. A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future. - Robert A. Heinlein
    17. A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
    18. A gentleman is a patient wolf.
    19. A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often servers simply as something to aim at. - Bruce Lee
    20. A good pun is its own reword.
    21. A harmful truth is better than a useful lie. - Thomas Mann
    22. A jug fills drop by drop. - Buddha
    23. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
    24. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernhard Shaw
    25. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.
     
  2. all stastistcs are worthless. they ususally survery like 1000 people and say something is better than the other.... dumb as fuck that the government actually allows them to do that
     
  3. shit some of em your lucky to see that many people surveyed
     
  4. "Representative" stats always make me laugh.
     
  5. Remove the "e" from Oneliners and you have Onliners :eek: beat that
     
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