post you funny or cool omegle chats here! here's mine Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You: OH NO You: THE COPS Stranger: PUT YOUR HANDS UP Stranger: OR COVER YOUR TESTICLES, WHATEVER YOU PREFER You: FUCK YOU *runs into the woods* Stranger: IDIOT CHILD You: huff huff IS HE STILL THERE? huff huff huff Stranger: PATHETIC Stranger: I BET YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE ARMY MY LAD You: I TURN AROUND AND HIDE BEHIND A THICK BUSH Stranger: IF THIS WERE MY DAY YOU'D BE DEAD BY NOW You: I PULL OUT MY 9 You: BLAM Stranger: A THICK BUSH You: BLAM You: BLAM Stranger: THIS ISN'T MY WIFE You: BLAM You: BLAM You: HA PIG I SHOT YOU Stranger: I'M NOT DEAD YET Stranger: YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BOY You: BLAM You: HEADSHOT You: BITCH Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: I HAVE A BULLETPROOF WIG ON Stranger: YOU CAN'T KILL ME Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU. THATS WHY YOU NEED TO BE A COP TO FULFILL YOUR NEED FOR POWER Stranger: WHAT Stranger: HOW DARE Stranger: YOU Stranger: ACTUALLY IT'S CAUSE I HAVE A WIG ADDICTION Stranger: MY MOTHER LOVED ME...TOO MUCH ): Stranger: MY LIFE Stranger: RUINED Stranger: IT'S CRUMBLING BEFORE MY EYES Stranger: YOU LITTLE BASTARD You: HAHAHAHA You: IVE WON Stranger: NO Stranger: NO Stranger: I NEVER GIVE UP You: GET READY FOR A CURBSTOMP! Stranger: I WON SOUTH EAST LONDON POLICE OFFICER OF THE YEAR '99 You: *RAISES LEG* Stranger: I'VE NEVER LOST! Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Epic fail. Omegle.com Its a website which allows you to chat with strangers. No nicknames, nothing but chat.
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 65, hermaphrodite, the moon Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I can't handle this shit.. its fucking ridiculous... hahahaha .. i seriously can't handle talking to a complete stranger with nothing to say except to try and freak them out horribly..
HAHAH I COULDN'T RESIST IT!.. I'm fucking playing Chris Hansen. hahahaha ========================== Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi- Stranger: Hey sexy baby You: asl? Stranger: Men, 20, belgium Stranger: You? You: 15/f/california You: wat you doinnn Stranger: Chattin You: you ever come to america? Stranger: I've never been there yet and probably won't go there soon =( You: Itz sweet. Wuld you fuck me even tho im 15? Stranger: Of course Stranger: Maybe you could come to europe once You: Well sir, that's good to know. We're currently in the process of tracking your static IP address. My name is Chris Hansen and I work for Dateline NBC, we're doing a segment on how 'To Catch a Predator.' Focusing in sick monsters like yourself that are pedophiles. We will be contacting your local authorities. Do you have anything to say for yourself? Stranger: Yes =) Stranger: You make fun jokes Stranger: And Stranger: Why can't I fucking make a joke =/ You: Please, go on sir. If they allow you American TV channels in Belgian prisons, be sure to tune in, you'll be able to see everything you are saying right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I decided to check out the site. Here is my conversation: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Live and learn You: I like you Stranger: Wanna get married? You: Only if your 6"7', hairy and have 12 teeth Stranger: Oh darn. I'm 6'8 You: We can make this work You: Have you ever been on Cops, that's a huge turn on Your conversational partner has disconnected. I just tried to be as odd as possible, he didn't seem to like me...
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi You: Why don't you have a seat? Stranger: 'whats up You: Right over here... Stranger: ok You: What are you doing here? Stranger: bring bored You: Do you do this often when your bored? Stranger: no. i play my ps3 or hang with friends You: So then why do you do this? You: Is it exciting for you? Stranger: i guess to meet new people You: New people like this 13 year old boy? Stranger: i guess. You: Now what were you going to do with him? I see you brought condoms... You: Actually I have a transcript of your conversation right here. Let me read this off to you. Stranger: ha You: "Oh yeah, I wanna put it in your virgin ass." Stranger: lol Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Who you gunna call? Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERSSS You: Finally You: Thank God Stranger: LOLLZZZ You: sooooo many people Stranger: You: Seriously, thank you. Stranger: THEY DDNT KNOW WHO TO CALL ;o You: they were confused Stranger: OMG Stranger: SADOS Stranger: HOW DARE THEY You: i mean whats a man to do when the StatePuff Marshmellow man comes around Stranger: EAT HIM Stranger: ... You: oh your good You: you must be successful Stranger: AMINT I JUST ;] You: teach me your ways Stranger: Oh i cant Stranger: that would be revealing my secret You: but you must share the wealth Stranger: i cant You: think of the improvements to the world that can be made Stranger: Its a government secret You: hmmmm Stranger: yes Stranger: OMG BRB Stranger: GOVERNMENT MEETING You: oh shi- ______________ Took him a while...
You: who da? Stranger: im there You: who da fuck? Stranger: weirdo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: No not you, the other guy Stranger: FUCK YOU!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fishdicks to beastiality, fucking interesting. You: okay, shitty poo poo. Stranger: lol Stranger: so what do you wanna talk about You: sex. Stranger: why You: because if rhymes with fun. Stranger: lol maybe in your world You: lol. Stranger: You: so, lets talk about molecule nucleus in the o-zone layer of the third universal layer? You: sound cool? Stranger: um what Stranger: lol Stranger: no You: lol, nothing. i just made that shit up. Stranger: oh Stranger: You: yeahh Stranger: yup Stranger: hm Stranger: what kind of movies do you like You: wait, hold on. i gotta meditate again. Stranger: Stranger: done yet You: it was my subconscious. Stranger: anything you want to talk about? You: so, fishdicks. yay or nay? Stranger: nay Stranger: dog? yay or nay? You: do you believe in mystical dragons? Stranger: lol no but there cool Stranger: look cool Stranger: You: well, their childish. Stranger: mean You: no, the truth. Stranger: You: hurts Stranger: really mean Stranger: kind of Stranger: skiddish You: yiddish. Stranger: lol Stranger: weirdo You: only sometimes. Stranger: i see Stranger: understandable You: yes. You: im drinking juice from a straw. Stranger: im hungery Stranger: yum Stranger: what kind You: fruit punch You: in my mouth Stranger: the best Stranger: in your mouth Stranger: mm Stranger: You: i like everything in my mouth Stranger: i like some stuff You: fishdicks. Stranger: no Stranger: lol Stranger: shut up Stranger: gross You: yeahh, then quit making me reference it then. Stranger: ! Stranger: how! Stranger: lol Stranger: i didnt You: stop having phalic comments. Stranger: :\! Stranger: sooooooo mean Stranger: whatever Stranger: lol Stranger: im bored You: same here, thats why im talking to you. Stranger: sigh You: damnit. im bored too. Stranger: lol Stranger: entertain me Stranger: please You: its a fucking beautiful day and im at home with nothing to do You: its hot and sunny You: and im inside. Stranger: wish i could say same Stranger: sept for ending Stranger: Stranger: nice and freezing! Stranger: be like a ice cube You: i like the cold. You: id rather freeze to death Stranger: not me i am to small for the cold Stranger: snow is bad!! You: how tall are you? Stranger: lol dont laugh Stranger: im 4'9 Stranger: You: how old are you? Stranger: 17 Stranger: its because im irish though You: irish are short people? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: most of my friends are yes Stranger: but yeah Stranger: im the shortest You: how tall is your dad? Stranger: of course Stranger: :\ Stranger: he was i think 5'11 Stranger: my mom is 5'4 Stranger: and im only 4'9 Stranger: You: you still have time to grow Stranger: i dont think so You: but only a couple more years Stranger: i been 4'9 for over a year and a half Stranger: for real You: its cool, im short too. Stranger: how tall are you? You: dont wanna make you feel bad. You: im 5'0 Stranger: are you boy or a girl You: female. Stranger: thats cool Stranger: whats your name if you dont mind me asking You: i know it is Stranger: first You: why? Stranger: just wondering Stranger: dont got to tell me Stranger: im emily though You: just call me... Superior. Stranger: lol ok superior You: yes, lol. Stranger: works Stranger: You: whats ur name? Stranger: Emily Grace Stranger: not giving my last name though Stranger: lol You: are you a boy or girl? Stranger: im a female You: damn, thought you were a boy. Stranger: lol really You: yes. Stranger: well yeah i guess so i would think im a guy to specialy with some stuff i said Stranger: lol You: yes, fishdicks. Stranger: dogs Stranger: You: dog dicks? Stranger: mhm You: have you seriouslly had sex with a dog? Stranger: lol yes Stranger: my boxer Stranger: Stranger: well Stranger: I Stranger: only did it few times Stranger: do you think thats gross Stranger: lol Stranger: im sure alot do You: ..............are you serial? Stranger: yeah Stranger: its my fetish You: gosh, i know its the internet, but damn! Stranger: im not only one who is into it Stranger: they got huge forums and sites like youtube but instead of random videos Stranger: its all dog ones like that of people posting them You: i know, its seen more videos. Stranger: You: so, how does it happen? Stranger: what do you mean You: i just cant believe i meant a person who claims to actually do it. You: so, how do you get it on with your dog? Stranger: think im weird? You: you give him dog treats? Stranger: nope You: okay, how does it happen. You: please explaiin. You: GO You: be detailed as possible. Stranger: i got to be horny first and i open my legs and he sniffs first and starts to lick my lips and everything and after a little he gets horny from it to so sometimes i stroke him to get him all the way hard and he puts his front legs on the chair and i got to guide him in Stranger: hurt really bad first time but after you get use to it feels very good they go really fast Stranger: dont got to worry about getting pregnet either You: gosh, you're fucking weird. Stranger: Stranger: mean You: but im not judging. Stranger: hey its better then horse and stuff Stranger: that is gross You: i guess. You: so Stranger: least dog is really clean You: does he ejaculate in you? Stranger: yes You: holy cow. Stranger: only bad thing about a dog though Stranger: is you got to be carefull they dont knot you You: damn. Stranger: at end of there dick they got this ball and if it goes inside of you it will grow big and you will be stuck to him for like 15-20 minutes Stranger: they do that so the female dog cant run away You: oh man gosh. Stranger: lol You: damn, you really do do this. Stranger: yeah Stranger: You: wow. Stranger: lol You: nice to meet you. Stranger: nice to meet you too You: are you still a human virgin? Stranger: yup You: not dog virgin. You: omg. You: haha Stranger: havent met anyone i love enough and its hard to hold a real relationship since i travel so much You: wow, you're goona be let down. Stranger: actually no Stranger: most of my close close guy friends know about it and they like it You: well, yeah. their guys. Stranger: i just cant stay in one place long enough to hold a real relationship Stranger: so get lonely You: ohh Stranger: but i will one day when i stop traveling so much You: i guess You: so, have your parents ever walked in on you and the dog? Stranger: um no Stranger: Stranger: i dont live with them Stranger: i live with my best friend Stranger: she knows i do it You: so, do you do it together? Stranger: have yes Stranger: but she isnt really into that Stranger: she just let him lick her Stranger: lol You: you bitches are weird. Stranger: You: thats some unsual stuff. Stranger: its not You: are you a lesbian?...thats why huh>? Stranger: ew no Stranger: i dont like girls that way You: buy a dildo. Stranger: but its true like You: you might get dog AIDS Stranger: 65% of girls who own a dog has actually done something with it or thought about it Stranger: You: okay, weird/ You: o Stranger: its true You: i guess. it is a big world. You: you're a dog fucker. Stranger: haha Stranger: no Stranger: the dog fucks me You: denial. Stranger: how am i the fucker You: HAHAH You: nice. Stranger: lol Stranger: to me its alot better then most fetishs people have You: well, i have dick fetish. Stranger: thats it Stranger: ? Stranger: i got more then 1 fetish You: sometimes vagina fetish Stranger: i got like 3-4 Stranger: like being told what to do and tied up as well Stranger: to me thats better then doing a dirty farm animal or poo or something gross Stranger: Stranger: feet! Stranger: thats nasty You: lol, i guess. You: to each their own. Stranger: yup You: so, say something personal/ You: sometimes no one knows about you. Stranger: um You: its okay, we dont know each other Stranger: i dont know? You: whats something you never want a eprson to know? Stranger: nothing that i could think of Stranger: guess dog thing i wouldnt tell many people You: okay then. Stranger: out here in ireland its fine i guess You: thats cool Stranger: since its legal You: im listening to led zeppelin. Stranger: but most places in the US is illegal Stranger: you can only have videos/pictures of it Stranger: i think it is legal in cali though Stranger: to do stuff with dog You: well, i dont know. not into that stuff Stranger: i like led zepplin too Stranger: pink floyd Stranger: all those Stranger: Stranger: alright well im gonna go get some food Stranger: was fun talking to you, hope you dont think im to weird haha Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hii Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 15/f/uk You: Aw shit, jailbait. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: is this alex from england ? You: yes! Stranger: whats my name then You: dissapointment. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ahaha this is great You: yo Stranger: hey baby girl You: im a princess u can be my daddy You: 8<><><><>D cherynoble penis Stranger: yeah baby tellme how u want it You: i want it in my ear Stranger: 8<><><><><><><>D Stranger: why there? You: because i want to feel u inside of my You: braiiiiin Stranger: i dont want to give u hearing problems Stranger: and make u retarded You: ur dick looks like an acordian 8<><><>D