So this old guys wife dies, and 10 months later he passes on. He meets St.Peter at the gates and Peter says to him "Welcome to Heaven, it's a big place here so we will be giving you a vehicle to get around. The better you were in life, the better type of vehicle you will be given in Heaven." The old man replies "I have only had relations with my wife and didn't even look at another women after she had past". Pooof! His dream car appeared, a Bugatti Veyron, the man is ecstatic. Twenty minutes go by and he is parked on the side of the road, St.Peter asks him "You have a brand new car, you can see your wife again, whats the problem?" The man replies "That IS the problem, I just saw her and she was riding a skateboard!".