old and helpless

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bud Head, May 4, 2002.

  1. > Howard and Mildred

    Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen
    home. Every
    night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded
    garden behind>the center
    to
    sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
    One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the
    garden. They
    begin to chat, and before they know it, several
    hours have
    passed.
    After a short lull in their conversation,
    Howard turns to
    Mildred and asks, "Do you know what i miss most of all?"
    She asks, "What?" and he replies SEX!!!"
    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
    couldn't get it up
    if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Howard
    says,
    "but it would be nice if a woman just held it
    for a while."
    "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently
    unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to
    hold it.
    Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each
    night in the
    garden where they would sit and talk and
    Mildred would hold
    Howard's manhood.Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their
    usual
    meeting place.

    Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and
    make sure that
    he was O.K.
    She walked around the senior citizen home where
    she found him sitting by the pool with another female
    resident,
    Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood!

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does
    Ethel have that I don't have?!?"
    Howard smiled happily and replied,
    "Parkinson's."

     
  2. That's so wrong, yet so funny!! :smoking:
     
  3. hahahahahaha, thats so fuckin funny, i hurt my side.
     
  4. Funny as hell ....I gotta tell that to my 'ol man,,,he's the shit slinger joke swapper at the taverns....he'll get a kick out of that one..


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  5. I don't think the joke is about you mum critter.
     

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