old and helpless

> Howard and Mildred

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen
home. Every
night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded
garden behind>the center
to
sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the
garden. They
begin to chat, and before they know it, several
hours have
passed.
After a short lull in their conversation,
Howard turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what i miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?" and he replies SEX!!!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
couldn't get it up
if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Howard
says,
"but it would be nice if a woman just held it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently
unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to
hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each
night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and
Mildred would hold
Howard's manhood.Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their
usual
meeting place.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and
make sure that
he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where
she found him sitting by the pool with another female
resident,
Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does
Ethel have that I don't have?!?"
Howard smiled happily and replied,
"Parkinson's."

 

I don't think the joke is about you mum critter.