so i'm in the front yard doing some gardening chores my mom asked me to do. no biggie, i'm sweating and working coz I'm lifting huge bags of soil and huge potters for some plants. there's some young girls (i know they're in highschool, prolly 16-17 yrs old) like sitting on the sidewalk near the sewer drain and they're just doing their girly thing... talking about stupid crap, giggling and shit... out of nowhere one of them SCREAMS bloody murder like I thought one stabbed another or something horrible... "OMG OMG OMG I DROPPED MY iPHONE IN THE SEWER OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG my mom is going to KILL ME!!!" she's crying and jumping up and down and freaking out... I of course am watching her tantrum and one of the girls runs over to me and is like, "hey bro (bro?) can you help my friend? she dropped her phone in the sewer drain... can you help get it out?" so me being charitable (and one that usually grabs baseballs out of the drain for the kiddos) i say ok. so i grab a crowbar and go over and pry off the prolly 75lb plate covering the gutter and climb down and grab her phone. dry, safe, uncracked... perfect. she is jumping for joy and thanking me... all the girls say "thaaaank youuuu" in unison and I wave and go back to my yard to finish. well about an hour later I'm wrapping up and the girl that came over to ask for help originally comes back up to me. "hey... can i ask you something and you not get upset?" im like... uh ok... expecting something bad. "do you have like... a girlfriend?" im like..."no, why?" shes is like, "well... when i saw you come over and use your tool and lift up that plate and climb in the sewer... it was really sexy... you're such a MAN... you have such nice arms..." and she starts caressing my shoulder... so i like step back... she says "what?" and i'm like, "look, no offense, but you're like 14, i'm 28... twice your age..." she gets upset and she's like, "OMG I'm 18"... I say, "no you're not, let me see your driver's license"... so she gets it out and it says she's 18 sure enough... i flip it over to verify if it is a fake and SURE ENOUGH its PHONEY AS SHIT. so im now annoyed... "dude, this is fake as fuck, you use this to buy your cigarettes, seriously you're a beautiful young girl (and she is like... VERY hot admittedly) but I don't want anything from you other than a "thank you" for helping your friend." ok so here it comes... she says... "you sure you don't want some really good head? i swallow kids...." this pisses me off. "DUDE HOW OLD ARE YOU?" she finally admits she's 16. i said, "one day... it's not gonna be a nice, Christian guy like me... it's gonna some rape-o pervert you say this to and he's not gonna deny you. he's gonna take it. and he might take more than you want or expect. stick with kids your own age. if you were my daughter and i found out about this, i'd def kick ur ass." so she starts WHINING... "so you don't want me?? don't you think i'm SEXY?" i said, "NO I DONT. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME TALK TO YOUR PARENTS." then she's like, "OMG PLS...DONT, PLS... IM BEGGING YOU DONT." I said, "I won't, I'll never mention it to anyone as long as you kinda like promise me you'll be careful around grown ass men like me. you're behaving reallllly dangerously..." so she says, "ok... well maybe when I'm 18?" and me trying to salvage her self-esteem i guess, i'm like, "the day you're 18, if you're still about it... you know where to find me." and she giggles and runs off. KIDS THESE FUCKING DAYS >.<
Good for you bud.Possibly saved another child from being born too soon in a unsupporting environment, possibly saved your ass from getting a STD, and possibly saved you a trip to jail if she falsely cried rape. Very very smart person you are, and for that heres a cookie (the question is what kind of cookie? )
These young girls dont know what theyre doing, good for you op, many would take advantage of that young girl. The sad thing is, what you said to her probably went in one ear and out the other.
now i'm scared. what if this little bitch decides to lie on me for denying her the D? oh god... OH GOD... oh my shit... I'm seriously freaking out. I'm not even high... why am i hella paranoiddddd
she legit had a fake saying she was 18. i've seen her smoking cigs round the block so I figure that's what she has it for.
...is this real? cause the first few paragraphs sound like the beginning of a pornhub video and the end sounds like you want us to congratulate you.
You're gonna enjoy that blowjob after waiting 2 years for it --Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean!--
yeah its real dude. i honestly don't give a fuck about your congratulations, nor need them. for fuck's sake dude, why is everyone on this board ready to cry "FAKE!". really it's the whole internet. why would i even make up a story like this? i wanted to bring it up coz it just breaks my heart that kids are about this life... she's a child... she shouldn't be offering a nearly 30 year old man with grey hairs on his head a fucking blowjob. just absolutely heart shattering.
like you said dude, it's the internet. you could be the most honest, high character person in the world and none of us know. plus in general there's some fucking weirdos on the internet who would make up a story like this. besides, some people are just hypersexual individuals. there's nothing wrong with that. and 16 is the age of consent in most states. I'm not saying you should've took her up on the offer, personally I wouldn't either just because I'd feel uncomfortable with the age difference just as you did. but it's not really anything to be too surprised by or get worked up over.
I suppose. maybe it's just the religious kook in me but i feel it's a reflection of our hypersexual SOCIETY. just saddens me in my heart is all.
i dunno what's wrong with her. her mom is the 2nd wife of a dude who's lived on our block for near two decades. very nice family, in fact his son (this girls step-brother) is one of my good buddies we used to ride bikes and go fishin back in tha day. now the family is like all-american redneck style family but she's all punky, has two different hair colors, smokes cigs and i'm fairly certain smokes bud... she's a little rebel. like honestly, she's my type of girl... i like girls like her. just sucks she's so young and so promiscuous. i'll go a step further and admit i was tempted. took a bit of willpower to totally shut her down.
I believe it I had some random teens tell me im hot at a light and we should hook up...i was like wtf flattering but no