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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. Ohio




    How funny is this?

    AUG. 1

    Moved to our new home in OHIO. It is so beautiful here. The country is so
    picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE

    OCT. 14

    OHIO is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all
    different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
    through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
    are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT
    HERE.

    NOV. 11

    Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an
    elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
    snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 2

    It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It
    looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and
    shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the
    snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
    place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 12

    More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that
    rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 19

    Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work
    this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking Snowplow!

    DEC. 22

    More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands
    from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits
    until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!

    DEC. 25

    "White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother fucking snow. If I ever get my
    hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will
    castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this
    fucking ice.

    DEC. 28

    More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except
    for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried
    in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches
    of this shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches
    is?

    JAN. 1

    Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34
    fucking inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th
    of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the
    balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke
    6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my driveway. I
    broke the 7th shovel over his fucking head.

    JAN. 4

    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on
    the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the fucker. Did
    about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them
    all last November.

    MAY 3

    Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is
    rotting away from all the fucking salt they keep dumping all over the
    roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.

    MAY 10

    Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right fucking
    mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of OHIO!!

    :smoke:
     
  2. stupid kind of funny lol
     
  3. sad thing is... its true. specially up by lake erie.
     
  4. lol... I lived in ohio all my life lol i can relate
     

  5. amen to that the lake is in my back yard :( nice in the summer but sux now!!
    toke on!! :smoke:
     
  6. sounds like PA also
     

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