Oh fuck, you're gonna love this

Discussion in 'General' started by InferiorWang, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. #1 InferiorWang, Aug 14, 2003
    I found it on another board but now I'm proud to present...


    Top ten times in history when using the F word was appropriate.

    10. -Noah 4,314 BC
    "Scattered fucking showers my ass!"

    9. -Pythagoras 126 BC
    "How the fuck did you work that out!"

    8. -Michaelangelo, 1566
    "You want what on the fucking ceiling!"

    7. -General Custer, 1877
    "Where did all those fucking indians come from?"

    6. -Pablo Picasso, 1926
    "It does so fucking look like her!"

    5. -Amelia Earhart, 1937
    "Where the fuck are we?"

    4. - Albert Einstein, 1938
    "Any fucking idiot could understand that!"

    3. -Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
    "What the fuck was that!"

    2. -John F Kennedy, 1963
    "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!"

    1. -Bill Clinton, 1997
    "Aw c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"
     
  2. #2 Stylez, Aug 14, 2003
    lmao...specially at the last one..:p
     
  3. #3 InferiorWang, Aug 14, 2003
    I like the one with Pythagoras, "How the fuck did you work that out?" I guess it's cuz I'm a math person and I know so many people who still can't seem to remember and be able to apply the Pythagorean Theorum.
     
  4. #4 Bud Head, Aug 14, 2003
    hA Those are good!
     
  5. #5 moonlighthigh, Aug 14, 2003
    -Michaelangelo, 1566
    "You want what on the fucking ceiling!"

    i like this one...i am an artist and i know what it is like having to work on commission...i would have said the same thing!
     
  6. #6 stoned_soldier, Aug 15, 2003
    I like #3... I would've said the same thing.
     
  7. #7 Locus, Aug 16, 2003
    haha nice
     
  8. #8 Mr_Criminal, Aug 16, 2003
    #3 is my favorite. :D
     
  9. #9 eatinbyaretic, Aug 16, 2003
    a squared plus b squared equals c squared, its to find the hypnenuse(sp) of a right triangle......damn i just surprised myself i thought i forgot that kind of stuff, who'd of thought hmmm
     
  10. #10 Golem-146, Aug 16, 2003
    Cool have you heard that Monty Python wav? Its pretty funny and true also!
     
  11. #11 stoned_soldier, Aug 16, 2003
    Hypotenuse.

    And do you mean the F-Word wav? I'm pretty sure that's not by Monty Python. It doesn't sound like any of the pythons.
     
  12. #12 cs_shoota, Aug 16, 2003
    yep, thats good stuff!!! whered ya get that?
     
  13. #13 gravy, Aug 16, 2003
    i think the kennedy one, though mean, is still hysterical.......
     
  14. #14 InferiorWang, Aug 16, 2003
    That Usage of the Word Fuck thing is pretty funny. I think I first downloaded that .wav in 7th grade (7 years ago). Like 3 years ago I found it in mp3. Same great quality, a tenth of the hard drive space.
     
  15. #15 hippie john, Aug 16, 2003

    yeah, me too.
     
  16. #16 ///maniac, Aug 25, 2003
    inferior....do you go to ut?

    if so i just moved in up here
    we should def. hang and smoke
     
  17. #17 OUstoner, Aug 25, 2003
    Darth Vader, in responce to Jesus of Nazareth: "I am your fucking father."
     
  18. #18 hardcore_kid, Aug 25, 2003
    pythagorean theorum is also used in trigonometry..

    in short, nice thread. my favorite is number 9
     
  19. #19 Pantherstrider, Nov 1, 2004
    Heh, not bad. Pretty amusing.
     

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