America is getting more&more like Nazi Germany with all the nosey eves dropping curtain peaking surveillance/cop calling drones or sheeple.
When I was 14 I was in the car wit a close friend and we were just finishing up a joint so we had a roach on us we were to lit to realize we were speeding so got pulled over right outside of the forest perserves (cops know. Everyone hits routes there) cop says car reaks and pulls us out literally .2 sec later another cop appears in my window as I throw roach out and pulled me out since we were so young they took us to the station and while we were in the interrogation room high af they searched my boys backpack and found a half ounce baggies and a scale they got the room bugged so my friend starts talking shit callin them pigs saying how he ain't no snitch and we hear them laughing in the other room so it was pretty funny they let me go after my parents got me that was my first time gettin busted
It's not the dogs he underestimated it's the dirty cops who will check your car even if you don't give consent and will get away with it
So this just happened... I had went to my friends place before heading out to meet a larger group of friends. I brought all my green and tools knowing that we would be smoking before we finally went out. I volunteered to drive knowing that I wouldn't be drinking heavily and left MOST of my criminalized materials at my friend's house since I would be driving him back. I didn't even think to take the 3 one-hitters I had in my glove box out of my car. Well, we ended up going bowling and I had a few beers over the course of 4 hours. Was absolutely fine to drive. I pay before everyone else, say my goodbyes, and walk to my car to wait for my friend. I'm sitting in my car reading an article on my phone for several minutes when I finally look up to notice a single cop car behind me. The cop steps out of his SUV and approaches my car. We exchange greetings before he asks me to step out of the car, I promptly shut off my car and exit. Below is a transcript of our discussion. COP: "Do you have anything in the car I need to know about?" ME: "No" COP: "Are you sure? Because I smell contraband." He swings my door open. ME: "I'm not consenting to a search of my vehicle." COP: "I smell marijuana, I'm allowed to search. Now is your chance to come clean." At this point, he is going to search my car. I was cooked in terms of paraphernalia, unfortunately I knew he was correct in his assertion regarding smell and lawful search. As this is going on, another cop pulls in. ME: "I understand you are going to search my car, this is clearly a slippery slope. I do not have weed in the car, but I do have several one hitters." COP: "Are you sure? I see shake already." ME: "Positive. I only have the hitters." The other cop starts talking to me about people passing out in their car from booze and heroin in these parking lots. I acknowledge their suspicion, quickly attempting to change their perception of me from suspicious to compliant. It works. They ask me about my life. I divulge as many positive aspects as possible. Finally, the cop who searched my car says the following. "I could arrest you, I could cuff you and bring you in for a mugshot. I don't want to fill out all that paperwork and despite a shaky start, you've been compliant. So I'm going to throw this contraband away and send you home." Woah. I've been trying to think of takeaways from this situation and I've come to two conclusions. 1. Don't be sloppy, mitigate your risks. Yeah, I had the presence of mind to remove the green prior to leaving, but I did have other paraphernalia in the car. That's lazy. 2. Realize when they have something on you. Sure, there are viable legal counter arguments to the "smell = lawful" search, but those aren't to be made in that moment. I've exercised my right to resist unlawful searches in the past, but this situation was past that point. A situation that was relatively mild and not worth arguing, because let's face it, if the wanted to, he could have charged me. My best option was to engage in conversation and hopefully exhibit behavior they associate with a responsible and functional adult.
Walked about 2 miles from my ex's house to the corner of an intersection to meet my co-worker for a ride to work at 7 AM. Well, got stopped by another friend on the way and she drove me, anyway.. So I get out and stand there, she rides off, and a cop rides up behind her and stops at the intersection. "Where you going?" Immediately it made my anxiety skyrocket, but I kept my cool and just said where I was headed. Glad he didn't smell the 12gs in my pocket. :|
The other day there was a street festival that my friend was working at in the next town over. Myself and another pal went to enjoy the festivities. When we arrive we smoked up in some field. About half a gram between us. We headed towards the main street and soon realised that the festival was much larger than anticipated. The entire street was closed off. There were picnic benches on the road and a massive music stage, but, more importantly, there were cop checkpoints. Being stoned, neither of us noticed, so we just walked on by. A security guard called us back and escorted us to a search point to check our bags. My friend was completely clean but I was carrying 3.5g, my grinder and a spoon pipe. My friend got through with no trouble. I was shitting myself. I didn't know what to do. Should I make a break for it? But it was to late. The cop asked me to open my bag. I opened up the first pocket, the one that is normally the main compartment, but on nine it's a laptop bag. I looked back down to open my bag and show him all my contraband. I opened the bag up wide, looked up, and realised he wasn't looking at me anymore. I just walked away and got in zero trouble Sent from my P9000 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
When I was younger (about 16) I got pulled over at like 3 in the morning. At the time, I drove a little pickup and we had like 5 people jammed in there. I'm not surprised I got pulled over in retrospect. None of us had anything on us, the vehicle was 110% clean. I'd never brought anything into the pickup as it belonged to my parents, I drove it often. Cop pulls us over and says he smells marijuana (bullshit) so he asks me to step out. After randomly accusing people of crimes (said the oldest girl with us supplied pills, my other friend the cannabis- just stereotyping) he puts me in the front seat of his car and asks if I mind him searching my vehicle. I say no, go ahead. I'm still sitting in his car and he makes all my friends pile out. After 5 minutes of searching he gets back in his cruiser with a little blue piece of fuzz (the interior was blue carpeting) and says "Do you know what that is?" "No." "That's marijuana." I tell him it looks like the carpeting and he just closes his eyes and shakes his head "no. This is marijuana." I explain to him it's my parents vehicle and he accuses them of smoking marijuana (my parents are oblivious to anything cannabis). He instructs me to go home and tell them to vacuum it out. Swipes the blue fuzz off his knee on to the floor of his car and lets us all leave. What a joke.
Hahahahahaha are u serious. Id be freaking out thinking this asshole cop is guna say he found marijuana in the car and court and shit just being a dirty cop but shit man. Sounds like a joker
When i was in the 10th grade i had gone out with my buddies. We were driving and i had reeked his car because i had 7gs in my pocket all in individually wrapped bags, a gram in each bag. So we get to 7-11 and there were cops there so i decided to get out of the car and start walking to the park to blaze up with my friends and apparently my buddy told me right after we left the store the cops went to his car and said it smelt like weed. He didnt get searched or anything but he said he cops were like we should go check those guys out. There were about 6 of us walking to the school park to blaze up and a cop pulls up beside up and him and his partner get out. They told us to come over and they asked where we were going and all this stuff. I didnt answer any of the cops questions but then the cops tells us to empty out our pockets and i start panicking and i didnt empty my pockets out but all my other buddies did. I dont know why the cop didnt ask me to empty my pockets but i got lucky. I was so quiet the enitre time thinking fuck i am going to be pinched today but then i decided i was going to make a run for it. Idk what i was thinking being a chubby kid and there were 2 fit cops i would have never made the chase. So i decided to start walking away from the cops about to run and the cop calls me back hes like hey where are you going. I got scared and just came back and he like forgot what he was doing and just said u guys can go. Felt like such a boss didnt comply with cops and got away without being searched. So we all went to the school basketball ring and lit up a pipe and all of us got baked.
Once upon a time me and my buddies were smoking in a rather open bench area , directly facing some nice houses. A car stopped for a good 5 minutes watching us, but we thought nothing of it( the only time paranoia would have benefited lol) Anyway the car leaves and we keep on smoking. One of my friends decides to play boy who cried wolf and kept saying "cops!" But every time no one was there. The blunt started to finish and as usual I put it out to save for later. As I was putting it out my friends said " stop! Cops are behind you" I said yeah fucking right and continued to put it out. My other friends said " no seriously man it's the police" So I laughed and turned my head for the hell of it, and guess what I saw, an officer getting out of the car. I almost shit my self. I froze up and threw the roach in the grass. He asked up what we were doing. We said "nothing" He said " you've been smoking some marijuana?" Of course we said d no He said he got a call from one of the residents that we were in fact blazing up. As he took down our names I kept thinking " It's all over for me now, off to military school" Then he said " Look guys, it's almost legal and I don't really care about it, but you can't be stupid and smoke it in front of other peoples property." Then he let us off with a warning
One evening after work i decided i'd roll up a blunt and smoke at the parking lot where my job was at. So i begin to break up the cigarillo, dump the guts outside near my car door, and begin to roll. I then hotbox the blunt and when i finished i put the keys in the ignition and turned the key once to turn on the battery so i could roll down the window. This caused the car alarm to go off ( Car must be unlocked from the inside when the anti-theft thing is on) 2 minutes after that, a cop rolls by and circles my car. I smoked all the weed and i didn't have anything illegal on me so i wasn't worried at all. He then exits his car and approaches mine with his handy dandy flashlight and proceeds to to tap my window with it. He tells me he heard the alarm go off and before i could even respond he goes " *sniff sniff* you smoke weed?" I say "uhm, weed? No". He asks me to exit and pats me down and starts asking the typical robo cop questions. His greaseball partner shows up and starts asking me even more questions and i just keep on giving one word responses. Knowing i have nothing in the car, i say " just go ahead and search the car, i got nothing to hide". He then responds " Umm, why would you want me to search your car?" I respond " i just told you why" He then searches the car, finds nothing, walks back over to me and says " okay, i didn't find anything but i know you've got weed in there. Tell me where it is or i'l get k9 here in 10 minutes" i respond "go ahead" and he and his partner tell me to have a goodnight and walk away lol.. But it doesn't end here. They knew i was high out of my mind so they drove to the corner of the parking lot hoping i'd drive off so they could slap me with a DUI. They waited 2 hours before leaving and i booked it home after they left. Dumbass didn't even notice the guts and the empty baggie right outside the car.
Iv'e got plenty haha. The best one would probably be the time that i was smoking a blunt on my drive home from work when i drove right into a dui checkpoint lol.... I had about 3 grams in the car aswell. The cop must have not smelled the weed or he didn't give a shit and let me go.....
So I was at freshman orientation, we had been tied up in useless bullshit all day and werent allowed to leave the group. When we get back to the room we are sleeping in for the night, we all end up asking each other do you guys smoke? We were all like fuck yeahhh. I had some wax on me so I brought them to the room i was sleeping in to smoke. I also hit up this other kid cuz earlier in the day he said he smokes and brought weed with him (fuck this kid btw). Anyways we dab out of my pen and are all pretty high after a while. About an hour and a half goes by. We have 2 ecigs going. The room was much more baked out like 30 mins ago, but for some reason the fire alarm goes off. The douchebag kid, literally sprints out of the room and we are like whatever he doesnt need to be here. The fire alarm is going off for like 20 minutes and we are trying to figure out what the fuck to do because its 1am and we can't disable the fire alarm without a cop or maintenance. Then, we hear keys jingling in the hallway. We open the door to see cops knocking on a door down the hallway and we are like its coming from over here. Can you get this shit to turn off? I come forward and say I accidentally set it off with my ecig, I tell them ive been fiending all day and they never gave us an opportunity for a cigarette break or anything and if we left the building, we would get locked out. I also mention that during the campus rules seminar, they completely skipped the section that had the policy on smoking. They question why some of us "are shaking like leaves". We respond, well this fire alarm has been echoing off these fucking brick walls for 20 minutes and is loud as shit. They start being extremely rude to one of my friends telling him to shut up when he was simply just explaining the situation. Eventually, they ask me and only me for my id and address and i give it to them. They then tell me, okay well we actually dont know if what you were doing is against the rules (how the fuck did they not know vaping in the dorm was against the rules idk) and proceeded to tell me to visit the judiciary office the next morning. At this point, im like great, I just got written up my first night at college, my mom is going to be so fucking proud. Additionally, I had no intentions of going to the judiciary office in the morning because well I had no clue where the fuck it was. They eventually get the alarm off. They leave and I hit up douchebag kid who booked it to tell him everything is all good now and to tell him he left his phone charger. He responds, oh I didn't know I left my charger there but I forgot my iphone box. At this point, im like wait wtf. An iPhone box???? He comes by, I can tell hes mad nervous for some reason, he shouldn't be because he booked it and didnt even get talked to by cops. He then goes in the bathroom and grabs his iPhone box and leaves instantly. I then remember earlier in the day that he had mentioned he had his weed and bowl in an iPhone box.... what pissed me off the most, was this kid booked it out of the room and on the way out, left his weed and bowl in the bathroom for some fucking reason. Who the fuck does that? If your going to leave the room so abruptly, why plant shit in the room? He wasnt even there to deal with the cops, if anything he should have taken everyone's paraphernalia with him. we could tell those cops were itching to search the room too, but legally couldn't because I'd come forward with the device that set it off in the first place. Bottom line is, this douchebag kid almost got me fucked at orientation. Oh and btw, the school never made any effort to contact me so pretty much they took down all my info and threw it out.