but post times u got caught gettin a good jerk on..i read one forum by accident just somehow "stumbled upon" it and i found it to be funny.ive never been caught so maybe thats y i find it so funny
nev3r been caught but got really close a couple times, i was quick to cover my shit put i didnt cover all of it, dunno if my mom saw it LOL!
I finished jerking it to deepthroat porn right when my mom opened my door I came. She goes, "Hey Ben, you need to clean your...(she was gonna say room, but once I came, I could've sworn I she muttered "semen..") I was wearing my O face the entire time she was in my room.. My O masterbation face to my O shock face haha... Dinner was pretty awkward..
haha i was jacking off in my kitchen and my friend was supposed come over. He said he was gonna get there in about 10 min. So i decided thats a good 10 min to beat it. So i was doing my business and i see something move in the corner of my eye. Well i turn around and my friend is at the door just staring in hahaha ( i have a glass sliding door). I was just like fuck and put my shit away. He was just, "dude dont worry, it happens to the best of us" hahaha. He ended up telling everyone at my highschool but whatever. I didnt give a fuck then and i dont give a fuck now.