Non-Academic things you learned in College

Discussion in 'General' started by ebola weed, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. #1 ebola weed, Apr 12, 2013
    Alright, I'll start it off with a couple

    Friends are easy to come by
    Partying is very draining
    Tp is a currency
    You can black out up to 3 times a day
     
  2. #2 Matchem, Apr 12, 2013
    Half the girls have some type of STD.
     
  3. #3 h2xhardcore, Apr 12, 2013
    What's tp?
     
  4. #4 4r5t6y7, Apr 12, 2013
    Life is fucking hard.

    Professors barely teach, students must really teach themselves most of the time in college.
     
  5. #5 spillee86, Apr 12, 2013
    Some motherfucker will always go ONE prank too far.
     
  6. #6 PAToke775, Apr 12, 2013
    Just a few off the top of my head...

    How much I could drink
    That I have the ability to put my head through a door.
    Starting a fire indoors is always a bad idea.
    Not to put liquid dish soap in the dishwasher.
    How to mud drywall.
     
  7. #7 ghostonvacation, Apr 12, 2013
    never pass out in an east indian household freaky shit they go too hard
     
  8. #8 ebola weed, Apr 12, 2013
    Tp is toilet paper.

    Condoms are not cheap, and the free ones suck
     
  9. #9 Blunt, Apr 12, 2013
    No matter how drunk you are you can't do a back flip off the porch and land..safely.
     
  10. #10 B33PB33P, Apr 12, 2013
    These threads really make me wish I didnt fuck up in highschool.
     
  11. #11 underahoneymoon, Apr 12, 2013

    LMAO you are not in college. That's a few years away :rolleyes:
     
  12. #12 Blunt, Apr 12, 2013
    He meant to say,

     
  13. #13 B33PB33P, Apr 12, 2013
    Fixed
     
  14. #14 sky dog, Apr 12, 2013
    Bacardi 151 is best consumed in moderation
     
  15. #15 ebola weed, Apr 12, 2013
    Got em ;)
     
  16. #16 bluntmanIVXX, Apr 12, 2013
    finding parking is a bitch
     
  17. #17 bluntmanIVXX, Apr 12, 2013
    5-day weekends
     
  18. #18 bluntmanIVXX, Apr 12, 2013
    how to hit a bong
     
  19. #19 BeatsandGrass, Apr 12, 2013
    -A George Foreman is man's best friend.

    -Sharing a suite bathroom with three other girls is a recipe for disaster.

    -A handle of Taaka Vodka, and a six pack of Bud light will get you through any break up.

    -Living in a dry county means a bootlegger house on every corner.
     
  20. #20 Dude Man Bro, Apr 12, 2013

    Late bloomer, huh?
     
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