I want to start a no swearing rap freestyle thread. Heres my rap: My rap is so ridiculous Im quick wit the sickness people tend to like it wanna be my sidekick I say thats ok you just go your way And I'll go mine, stay in line and smoke weed everday What you gonna post a rap style roast? long as it doesn't swear then no need even care get prepared when you can't cuss you need skill to rhyme and bust
Look, a foul mouth is like dropping the soap If you can't get laid without it, you ain't a bad boy, nope You're just a sucker herb fool and other things from the 80's Driving a hip hop Kia while I pass by in my Mercedes All the ladies say, DAMN these beats are fresh I'm like, this rap is a capella but you twitching like it's meth And I'm built to impress with lines laid with finesse Like my words are all these ladies and my tongue makes 'em undress Ladies! Yeah, gotta respect women Calling them bad names is the fastest way to prison But treat 'em right and you get clean linens, a clean kitchen and a sweet little ball of self-empowered sex kitten which technically might be a bad word, depends on how you feel about sex-positive feminism But I'm positive that my words on the sexes are wisdom ungh
Soap on a rope will save you from a grope Help you cope while you're in the pen So don't mope, there's hope Theres a purpose for bros like you Serving up fries, I'll take the pie too Ooze soft serve, it's damn yummy Gettin chummy with ya honey Cause all her lady friends love me So call me AC/DC, I give the dog a bone She's calling up her lawyer To dethrone you from your home PEACE
I want you to erect me a statue,Of me erect and,Standing there with my ballsIn the mouth of a TexanFlow so corrupt, you could call it Mexican,Firing up this blunt has got me rappin up a mess againI know its gonna be hardBut I'ma smoke till I'm retarded.Time keeps passin, a decade of blunts ashin, my passion, is Rollin up a perfect joint and passin it. My hash is, topped off with a capsule of compassion, and my breath smells like absinthe from 4 shots from my flask now.3rd eye sees past ya, I'm in the future or the past now,My body is a vehicle that I just press the gas too.When it comes to eating pussy I'm the master. I won't race you cuz I know you'll cum faster.Girl I know its tight But I'ma stretch it like elastic,Put your face down and your ass up,Bang you till you pass out, try to catch your breath, your boyfriend texts but he can't match up.Sent from my HTC6435LVW using Grasscity Forum mobile app
The life I fear is upon meDope dealer, burning all his money Body filled of toxins and MollyI'm cocking yall see, dome shots Ready to blow, iPhones locked Popping adderall, If I were to stop For a secondHold my breath, close my eyesGuess who lies Motionless, who died feeling hopelessRoller coaster ride through emotions. Reviving with the potion.Need to be on top and focusedTip top shape, I know thisThe goal is, staying clean Times irreversible, that meansMy rhymes must have flowPut in overtime, let it rollI fiend, for the night I strike gold
There's too many triesToo many opportunities, too many liesToo many industry rappers go in but then they dieIs it alright to criticize or critique your stride?I do this for my passion, rapping for gold an my prideIt's all the same bizLanguage is DangerousPoetical political just claim me as your president Precedence, it is present that I'm killin itI dictate the policy to polish what I spitAnd when I make it I will cover thisThe corporation wants to pull you in for dividends But courage is neverthelessThe reason society will stress I'm ready to take on the risk I'm willing to better my giftWe all wana win the same prizeA good life, a couple figures in the bank right?Sometimes you gotta make the sacrifice.
Listen, aint no need to bust a cuss to bust your cranium It's insanium the way this cod packs a wallop when he throws a punch You clicked the thread so I'm here to say if you here to stay, then you here to watch from the sidelines, It's just a hunch I know if you could, you would rap about it How codswallop made you look a fool an embarrassment front and center for all the bladies, forget about it I've called you out, you've been outed a clear case of lack of skill my lyrics is bear mace that burns to kill I'm the real and you all just fake slim shady's, talk about it
I see you're reading this little verse I wrote. I want you to stay away, so don't cross my moat. It isn't filled with water but rather the blood, sweat, and tears that I harbor. I reap what I sew, and see you copying my mojo you dirty hoe. You can't compare to me, I'll pair you off with a hooker and a bottle of liquor. Drink your problems away and maybe one day you'll pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate your successful campaign. I'll even spark you a blunt just don't get too turnt. Compose yourself or I'll be the one posing after I put you in a comatose. Why Hello? Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Too sick with it, it's too late for vaccines Laid back again you can call it re-laxing Frontier killed it cause it's death or taxes Wooden teeth, but I chew molasses I had one gold tooth, but I chewed obsidian Cruise in theaters like Tom's Oblivion When I'm drunk, I'm vertical, prime meridian Through with tools, though I'm a simian
I wake up in the morning bout six o'clock I smoke a cigarette and drink a popI roll out of bed and I get dressedGo down stares and eat my break-fast 7 o'clock comes and I catch the busSittin in the front cuz in the back I cuss Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Rap bandito smoke weed by the kilo Smoke mad blunts my house smells like the guts of Cigarillos I'm gone in the head I'll beat your head with a bag of dildos leave your face kicked in like I'm wearing steel toes Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Okay you asked for it! My name is Harry Potter because I smoke so much pot and i am a bad influence for the kids that grew up without beds and I get arrested every day cause I'm cool if you do unmentionables your cool but swearin that ain't cool... Swerve
I saw this thread so I decided to register my name is wanus and I eat lions for breakfast grrrrr run into the open with a hammer used for whacking nails they charge at me I'm a ninja grab them by the tail the male comes at me but I smashed his knee and whipped my dick I flick invisible and bashed a female in the hip I scalp a cub and excrement on all these innocent adorable lions snap a camera seem diligent a nimble pest dumbin my mentality and intellect don't intercept my thoughts I will murder all these lions fry them on a pan bag them up as they're dying grind them into ground beef, soup, sausage, porridge use the fur to rape and make my new ostrich orange hang the babies on a line to stream on the torrent take the teeth and jam them in my brain I'm a tauren a Mayan said hello! and shot himself to death inspectah deck the Chef melts the Meth pro tect your neck yo I subjugate death wanus on the mic verbal keyboard ace bitch
Puffin the bud I be the experience and you be the spud Long lines, what you'll endure to get where I'm at Better off getting a butterfly tat Getting involved with a dangerous cat Who's stocky and scary and toting the gat Edgy from torment and mental combat Season the technique, never battle an emcee that preys on the young weak Sent from my LG-E980 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Kinda weird we can't cuss cuz those words are a plus helpin make good lines rhyme like these nine lines now I gotta make this exactly six more sentences it's tough but my original statement is my incentive so if I just keep plugging in utterances for all of your observances i'll've served you all with a verse with no purpose i'm just bored as HECK over hear, finna break your neck never fear when the curse-less verse goes to hearse, i'll still be around to drop some bomb on these grounds
Anyway here's one: I'm 20 minutes late to meet Mary, I see everyday around 4, sorry I'm wit jane she got my brain distorted, I'm more than important, thoughts rush through my head, I'm better off dead, my favorite colors are blue yellow orange and red, it's pretty random; I'll make you pay ransom, only my mom thinks that I'm handsome, I'm with Charles Manson in a mansion, I gotta passion, for workin a magnum, so let me fake action, you know I'm a madmen playin madden, my sister walked in like what happened, I told her tha joint was laced wit acid, wit acid? Yeah with acid so caption tha captain, and don't mind what you imagine...