theres a prison method involving a wall outlet that i dont know the details of so i guess im not much help
dude your avatar is creeping the shit out of me. and the toaster is the way to go man. i lit a napkin on fire by accident with one of those fuckers
nope, im most definitely not an electrician. but that is a great way to start fires, ya can do it with jumper cables and a car battery too, just need a conductor that wont melt