Ok, so check this out. im from napa california and as many of you know it can be touristy. a lot of celebs come through here. well a friend of a friend, (also one of my dealers cousins) works at a bakery here in town. this niggga bakes cakes all damn day. well apparently a while back Oprah was in town doing something about helping middle school kids or some insignificant shit like that but while she was in town, she decided to stop at my friends bakery.... she ordered a cake and all that bullshit but no lie, my friend went to the back rubbed one out, and busted into the whole mix mayne! he baked that bitch and sold it to Oprah!!! this is 100% real. Oprah ate my friends jizz.
i believe you edit: now that i think about it i wonder how often people in the food industry jizz on stuff. Makes me never want to eat yogurt or mayo again. cant trust em factory workers
Hah I don't believe it but that was pretty funny and entertaining. She's gotta keep those thighs somehow. Bf: "So that's how she keeps getting fat over and over again."
dog this shit is real this guy got his dick sucked like 5 times for this ahaha jokes. yeah i know i fuck around a lot but foreal why the fuck would i post some shit about oprah eatin jizzle nizzle? theres cake in her pussy tho
wtf mayne? i'm seeing oprah in a few days out on the great barrier reef up at the whitsundays cuz my gf and her mum runs the tours out there, so i'm telling her all about this shit after i rub one out in her snorkle
Wow, fuck your friend man. That's some grimey shit...I've got no respect for people that fuck with other people's food that don't even deserve it.