The Japanese ninja skirt that turns into a Coca Cola machine to ward off attackers | Mail Online wtf these are skirts that unfold to look like coca cola machines. how in the hell would this effectively keep someone safe from an attacker unless you know theres one coming and you have time to unzip your shit and post up on the wall like a coke machine. haha what if someone gets thirsty and you're trying to hide. then your fucked
That's some funny stuff. I want one. It's like a personal tent to box out wherever you go. You can still see their feet
Ninja coke machines... I dig it. You put in a dollar to receive your cold beverage, and instead you get disemboweled. They should do that in America, might cut back on obesity if all the kids are afraid to go near vending machines.
Won't people be curious why theres a coke machine in the middle of the street? This is to fuckin funny.
While British women might prefer to take self-defence classes, Ms Tsukioka said: "It is just easier for Japanese to hide. Making a scene would be too embarrassing."