how about black and blue? ehh.. I suck at picking names. Just the first thing that popped into my head.
I feel ya, I'm the same way with names. My last one was called Frankenstein, it was a Gandalf style pipe, same color as this one but a bit more opaque, it was super fragile and always broke, and I would always glue it back together. Thing about it was it also worked well as a shorter piece when the stem broke off and I decided to leave it off.
Man you gotta get blasted and think of a name. It's like the rite of passage for it to become on of your pieces man.
This is what I do to name my pieces: Pack a rimmer, rip it as hard as you can (do it so you'll get some good coughing in) and when you take that fat rip, sometimes a name or a thought will come up and that will lead to a name.