Neighbors are the Shit.

Discussion in 'General' started by Heinous Anus, Jul 22, 2007.

  1. #1 Heinous Anus, Jul 22, 2007
    I come home from work late. Long ass day. Tired and all. I crack a few beers, watching some stand-up comedy, waiting to smoke a bowl.

    I'm sitting there just thinking how hungry I am, but I can't eat when I serve all day long. When, the door-bell rings.

    I live next to a retired chef. Him and his wife are in their late 60's. Really chill old couple. I usually blast Bob Marley or Sublime and they never say a word. Always happy and willing to chat. Well tonight he cooked 2 extra steaks and decides to drop the extras off with me, including some awesome stuffed, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob. Soooooooooooooooooo good. :smoke:

    I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and finish the rest.

    He's always cool with me, because in my restaurant I'm always giving them free food. :hello:
     
  2. #2 Dalax, Jul 22, 2007
    Good story man. Hopefully when I have my own place my neighbours will be just as cool.

    I'm giving you some long deserved +Rep.
     
  3. #3 jahconquering, Jul 22, 2007
    Bitchin, way to go brother!
     
  4. #4 KeepSmokinReefa, Jul 22, 2007
    Good shit homie, I hate most my neighbors.

    To the right to me hes a crook, "Lawnmower *Blank*' Is his name. He steals lawnmowers/jips people out of lawnmowers and sell em from his yard for a nice amount of profit. Barley does any work, New filter, Throw some starter fluid on it and sells em. Fuckin crook.

    Front of me, If i come outside they shut they door, They like scared of me, Most of em is.

    Left of me is a real ol dude and i help him out and he trusts and likes me, I wouldnt fuck with him.

    A few houses away is the corner and its my homies folks house so they cool but they rest of the block can fuck off.

    I blare music and fuckin rap on shit blaring and chill on the porch smokin a blunt cuz fuck them.
     
  5. #5 Heinous Anus, Jul 22, 2007
    Well, these guys are a step-up from my last neighbors.

    When I was living in the desert, the house behind me was the place for a pedophile. He raped a 5-year-old girl. Sick bastard.
     
  6. #6 mushroomsatsuji, Jul 22, 2007
    Gotta love old people. They seem chill with just about anyone. You also gotta love stoners who work at restaurants!
     
  7. #7 Perpetual Burn, Jul 22, 2007
    Damn, all my neighbor ever gave me was some Banana-Nut Bread.
     
  8. #8 the roach, Jul 22, 2007


    Thats disgusting.
    I assume he got caught?

    Edit: its a good thing he got caught, but that girl is still scarred for life.
     
  9. #9 Heinous Anus, Jul 22, 2007
    Yep, and arrested, jailed for a very long time.

    I always knew those dudes were trouble. They constantly robbed other homes around them. But, to do that to such a little girl. That's so nasty.
     
  10. #10 KeepSmokinReefa, Jul 22, 2007
    Well i hear ya.

    Behind me they cook meth/crack, I can smell it.

    Next door is a pill popper/seller. A few houses away from him is a pill seller and a couple houses away from that house sells the herb.

    A couple houses away the other way from me sells weed/coke/crack/x/speed/shrooms/pills and prolly more i dont know of.
     
  11. #11 Alphå, Jul 22, 2007
    Make sure you give something back sooner or later ;)
     
  12. #12 Heinous Anus, Jul 22, 2007
    I do. :)

    Usually its free dinner and dessert at my restaurant. They love it. :D

    They came in today with their grand-children. I fed them on-the-house. So, I'm assuming that's why they're feeding me now.

    I mean, the food we serve at my place is good. But, once you work there 6 days, for 12 hours a day. You don't really want to eat that food.
     
  13. #13 projectpot, Jul 22, 2007
    haha thats tight homie.
     
  14. #14 whitewarrior, Jul 22, 2007
    Fuckin sweet dude. I just found out one of my cousin smokes, and I went over there, chatted with him about life and broke my 31 day t break by smoking a nice blunt with him. Time to go make some waffles haha :)
     

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