I come home from work late. Long ass day. Tired and all. I crack a few beers, watching some stand-up comedy, waiting to smoke a bowl. I'm sitting there just thinking how hungry I am, but I can't eat when I serve all day long. When, the door-bell rings. I live next to a retired chef. Him and his wife are in their late 60's. Really chill old couple. I usually blast Bob Marley or Sublime and they never say a word. Always happy and willing to chat. Well tonight he cooked 2 extra steaks and decides to drop the extras off with me, including some awesome stuffed, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob. Soooooooooooooooooo good. I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and finish the rest. He's always cool with me, because in my restaurant I'm always giving them free food.
Good story man. Hopefully when I have my own place my neighbours will be just as cool. I'm giving you some long deserved +Rep.
Good shit homie, I hate most my neighbors. To the right to me hes a crook, "Lawnmower *Blank*' Is his name. He steals lawnmowers/jips people out of lawnmowers and sell em from his yard for a nice amount of profit. Barley does any work, New filter, Throw some starter fluid on it and sells em. Fuckin crook. Front of me, If i come outside they shut they door, They like scared of me, Most of em is. Left of me is a real ol dude and i help him out and he trusts and likes me, I wouldnt fuck with him. A few houses away is the corner and its my homies folks house so they cool but they rest of the block can fuck off. I blare music and fuckin rap on shit blaring and chill on the porch smokin a blunt cuz fuck them.
Well, these guys are a step-up from my last neighbors. When I was living in the desert, the house behind me was the place for a pedophile. He raped a 5-year-old girl. Sick bastard.
Gotta love old people. They seem chill with just about anyone. You also gotta love stoners who work at restaurants!
Thats disgusting. I assume he got caught? Edit: its a good thing he got caught, but that girl is still scarred for life.
Yep, and arrested, jailed for a very long time. I always knew those dudes were trouble. They constantly robbed other homes around them. But, to do that to such a little girl. That's so nasty.
Well i hear ya. Behind me they cook meth/crack, I can smell it. Next door is a pill popper/seller. A few houses away from him is a pill seller and a couple houses away from that house sells the herb. A couple houses away the other way from me sells weed/coke/crack/x/speed/shrooms/pills and prolly more i dont know of.
I do. Usually its free dinner and dessert at my restaurant. They love it. They came in today with their grand-children. I fed them on-the-house. So, I'm assuming that's why they're feeding me now. I mean, the food we serve at my place is good. But, once you work there 6 days, for 12 hours a day. You don't really want to eat that food.
Fuckin sweet dude. I just found out one of my cousin smokes, and I went over there, chatted with him about life and broke my 31 day t break by smoking a nice blunt with him. Time to go make some waffles haha