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Need to pass a urine test in 4 days... help!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by WizardStoner, Jan 18, 2011.

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  1. #21 Ninja20p, Jan 19, 2011
    Take a cotton ball and put bleach on it, and swallow I believe. I never tried it, but my friend sweared to it, was on probation for years, and never dropped dirty.. oh and we smoked daily.
     
  2. #22 WizardStoner, Jan 19, 2011
    I trust what you say but I know for a fact that swallowing bleach is not healthy, and could potentially injure you.
     
  3. #23 Ninja20p, Jan 19, 2011
    I heard bleach burns everything it touches, including organs.. I'm not sure myself if its worth the risk..
     
  4. #24 WizardStoner, Jan 19, 2011
    Yeah definitely not, I'm just gonna get a dropper and put some drops of bleach in the urine and I'm going to take 4 aspirins a couple of hours before the test. And drink a shit ton of water and cran-grape juice.
     
  5. #25 Ninja20p, Jan 19, 2011
    Watch the aspirins, internal bleeding is listed as a side effect, and 500 a year die from the drug.
     
  6. #26 MushroomSurf, Jan 19, 2011
    run, sweat and drink lots and lots of water, detox your system.
     
  7. #27 ferbieToker, Jan 19, 2011
    Thats because it takes about a 24 hours for the THC to show up in your urine...
     
  8. #28 WizardStoner, Jan 19, 2011
    Good point, I'll see. Thanks for reminding me about that.
     
  9. #29 Ninja20p, Jan 19, 2011
    Your welcome :)


    And lol at the guy who chugged all that vinegar for nothing.
     
  10. #30 guitargodj32, Jan 19, 2011

    I know this, Ive been tokin buds for awhile:bongin:

    I had been smoking for about two months and suddenly realized I was going to be drug tested that day, I was skeptical myself but the trick works.
     
  11. #31 Mixrollsmoke, Jan 19, 2011
  12. #32 WizardStoner, Jan 19, 2011
    Oh god my friend and I were talking about that, I decided that I wasn't going to do it lol.
     
  13. #33 Ninja20p, Jan 19, 2011
    Not cottonball, papertowel roll into a ball, let it dry, and swallow. I'm thinking about doing it myself, but it has to be done perfectly or you will die.
     
  14. #34 WizardStoner, Jan 20, 2011
    Not worth the risk, better safe then sorry. I suggest you don't do it either.
     
  15. #35 macpatty, Jan 20, 2011
    HAHAHAh u guys are nuts
     
  16. #36 Pointblank, Jan 20, 2011
    exactly what i was thinking

    I really hope people are kidding about the cotton ball thing. Thats serious crackhead behavior
     
  17. #37 briansch, Jan 20, 2011
    I think you should be fine, well from my point of view, I smoked two days in a row then 30 hours later my mom made me take a drug test at the hospital and passed. Just keep drinking!
     
  18. #38 tranquiltoker28, Jan 20, 2011
    Really? Somebody told me once that it took only 20 minutes...

    I guess now that I think about it, the test is for metabolites of THC, not the active form, so it makes sense.

    You learn something new every day. :p
     
  19. #39 briansch, Jan 20, 2011
    Btw don't drink or eat bleach heres some possiple side effects.

    Breathing difficulty
    Throat swelling
    Severe pain or burning in the nose, eyes, ears, lips, throat, or tongue
    Loss of vision
    Severe abdominal pain
    Vomiting
    Vomiting blood
    Blood in the stool (poopy)
    Hypotension
    Collapse
    Skin Irritation
    Burn
    Necrosis
    Severe change in pH (causes burns in organs?)
    Explosive diarriah!
    Death
     
  20. #40 Ninja20p, Jan 20, 2011
    My friend did pull it off for years.. He looks healthy as a bear.. guess thats what happens when you screw up? ^
     
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