Narrowly escaped the cops

Fake and gay!

 

Haha situations like that suck, been there done that, you should have eaten your blunt

 

Also @blazeitup, haha nice job, i just wouldnt post that stuff a day later, cops love to go on these sites

 

That how i felt when i swallowed 5 grams when i saw a cop at my door, turns out he was just askin if we saw a criminal D:

 

I do't care, it was funny!

 

People are dumb. Obviously this is a joke.
I smiled out loud, thanks man. Quality

 

@wildman50, you smiled out loud? Hehehe someones stoned

 

Sorry i mean @wildman850

 

good story op

 

Painfully unfunny and a desperate cry for attention. No love in the real world OP?

 

You're one of the worst trolls I've ever seen

 

^ I agree.

 

This is too ridiculous to be considered a troll. It's obviously some stupid story the guy wrote when baked as shit, and he's just fucking with people. if you took this guy even remotely seriously you need to check yo'self before you wreck yo'self

 

I can verify this story is real, i was the banana. No homo.

 

Epic.

 

Straight up g. I like the part where you are black

 

[quote name='"bayness"']LOL what the fuck[/quote]

Boxy does not understand

 

A banana tree would not be growing on an extremely slippery surface, so therefore Your banana peel has no chance of causing him to fall.
I just solved the case!