What up guys; crazy day today. So I'm in the middle of a crowded area smoking a blunt. I don't give a fuck that everyone can see me because I'm a boss. I'm walking around talking to the ladies and smoking people down on my 8th size blunt filled with dankasouras rex and testicular kush. Well anyway a cop sees me smoking and I can tell from the look on his face there's going to be problems. So I book it and he chases after me. I'm running down allyways and side streets as fast as I can but it's no match for the cop; he runs like Usain Bolt. Well next thing I know I'm running under a banana tree and I decide I NEED SOME MOTHERFUCKING POTASSIUM IN THIS BITCH. So I hop up and grab a ripe banana and immediately deepthroat that bitch like its Ron Jeremy's cawk while I'm still in full sprint. I then carefully and discretely dropped the banana peel and watched the cop slip and land on his ass. It's then that I realize I didn't even put out my blunt during this whole ordeal. I then laughed and smoked all the way to my apartment where I proceeded to fuck bitches and get money. Ps no homo
This story is funny as fuck. I couldn't give a fuck if it's made up either. I'm sat here smoking a J now and the Ron Jeremy 'cawk' reference had me cracking up! If you have pics to add to this comedy then please, don't delay! Get them up!
I support you blazeitup, I imagined your story perfectly! You are definitely a boss, kudos to you my friend.
you said no homo yet you describe yourself in the situation as a male, including deepthroating a banana like it was ron jeremy's cock.. and running from cops... yeah thats real fucking smart.................................................................... sounds to me like your doing nothing more than looking for attention sounds pretty sad to me...
Damn man! I feel bad for you bro! I hate it when I look black in pictures, damn sun angles! Shiiiiit, that's a majestic ass horse! Look at that hair on its tail, just screams, "majesticness!". Insane story, thank god you made it alive bro, welcome back.