NAME YOUR FAVORITE STAIN

Bro.... It's strain, not stain.

Mine is Super Lemon Haze or Blue Dream.

 

I like strawberry milk stains honestly but people often mistake them for cum

 

I'm going to say red wine on white linen tablecloth

 

White wine stains cuz they are easy to remove.

 

My favorite stain is the stain on my reputation when I go whoring.

 

BLOOD STAINS ARE A THING OF THE PAST WITH THE NEW KABOOM FROM OXI-CLEAN

 

Yes, but does OxiClean work on those annoying pet stains?

 

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: "BUT BILLY, WHAT IF FIDO HAS AN ACCIDENT, CAN KABOOM WRITE A CHECK FOR THAT, TOO?"
OFCOURSE IT CAN!
THANKS TO THE WINNING COMBINATION OF BLEACH, CHLORINE, AND DILUTED SULFURIC ACID, KABOOM CAN TACKLE ANY STAIN, ON ANY SURFACE!

 

I like washing the dirt/grease stains on my skin after a good day at work

 

I miss Billy Mays.

 

Pancake syrup stains because I just resonate with that sticky icky. Especially that cinnamon maple shit....

 

I like bleach stains. They're a bitch but at least you know your shit's clean.

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My favorite stain is the one your sister left on my car seat last night.

Oh strain...
I dont give a shit about strains anymore, if it smells and tastes good.

 

Blue dream