Almost Famous. No more pretending for him. He was completely and openly a mess. Meanwhile, the rest of us go on pretending to each other.
Jesus' son "you eat when we say you eat, you shit when we say you shit, you piss when we say you piss. you got that you maggot dick mother fucker"
Tenacious D... the pick of destiny "Aw man Carth is a real cool dude he'll definitely look out for her." "Why don't you go fuck off you little chimp fucking bastard!"
Haha, that is of course the excellent movie, Pineapple Express. "I knew you'd say that" (Hint: Stallone)
Judge Dredd That one belongs in the worst movies of all time IMO. umm... here goes.. " Bullshit! I can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!!! "
Full Meal Jacket (This is seriously my favorite thread) "Why aren't you shooting?" " We're not being shot at yet." "How can you tell?" "A hiss means it's close. A snap means..."
Black Hawk Down, I think... I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.
First Blood, bitch! "Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour."
Party Monster? I've never seen it, but that's what my search tells me. Still looking for this one? Well, I guess that was cheating, since it is a line from a Sam Shepard Play, and not an actual movie, although I was watching it on DVD, and for some reason thought it was a film, and not a stage performance. The name of the play is "True West". Starring Gary Sinise and John Malkovich. My apologies...I'll see if I can't get this one closer to Hollywood. "It's for sure a white man's world in America. I raised that boy since he was the size of a 'piss ant' and I'll tell you he never learned to read nor write. No sir. Has no brains at all. Stuffed with rice pudding between the ears. Short-changed by the Lord and dumb as a jackass. Yes sir, all you got to be is white in America to get whatever you want. Gobbledegoop."
Being There . "Well let's put it this way: they pay me off in tortilla's i'm gonna shoot em right in the eye!"
Was that Butch Cassidy, and The Sundance Kid? It sounds familiar, but I can't get a confirmation on any quote sites. Well that's my guess, if I'm wrong let me hear it... Here's another; There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
Hahaha, Colors. Saw it on Telemundo and the quote is much funnier in spanish. "Hang on, people. I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound. I'm not sure what it is, but it is bubbling furiously."
Strange wilderness. That movie is underrated, i thought it was hilarious. "There's a bowl of chocolate pudding in my pants" "We didn't have any pudding in there"
Black Sheep ; good comedy. Here's one for ya: No, it's a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.