I walked into the store to buy chocolate w/ white creme oreo's, Normal Ones. I wanted vanilla ones but my gf said no. I look on the shelf, and there I see Vanilla Chocolate oreos 0.o i was high as a kite with a jet engine attached and this made me scream.
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants....so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?